Mike: ... Who the hell are you?
Evil Mike: I'm you.
Mike: Yeah right, you had to have my sexy face to be me.
Evil Mike takes off his to reveal that he looks identical to Mike.
Mike: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE AS HANDSOME AS ME!
Jayden: So you're like us huh?
Evil Jay: No, we're better than you.
Frank: ...
Evil Frank: What, no words?
Frank: Don't need none to know that you aren't me.
Evil Frank: That's right, I'm not.
Aiden and Evil Aiden look at each other without saying a word.
Jess: This is... Weird.
Evil Jess: So, you're still dating Jayden? Not, you know?
Jess: ...
Jess's eyes began to turn black and purple.
Evil Jess: Hey Mike, we may have a fight on our hands.
Evil Mike: Then let's give it to em. DOPPLEGANGERS GO!
Mike: REJECTS, TAKE THEM DOWN!
Olivia: WHY DON'T I HAVE A DOPPLEGANGER? I'M ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!
As the DoppleGangers go up against the Rejects, Olivia decides to read the books. She picks up the Mike book and starts reading it.
Olivia: Holy shit!
Mike: What's up?
Olivia: I think this book tells your whole life.
Mike: What makes you say that?
Olivia: Cause it shows us meeting as "friends" back in the seventh grade.
Mike: Holy shit, read the others.
Olivia goes to Jayden's next.
Olivia: Uh huh, hmmm, Oh Jay, naughty thoughts you have here.
Jayden: DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY ANYTHING!
Olivia then heads to Frank.
Olivia: Ok Frank, sorry to say it doesn't jave anything before you became handsome.
Frank: ... Did you just flirt with me?
Mike: Did you just flirt with a man?
Olivia: FOCUS ON YOUR BATTLES!
Olivia heads to Jess's.
Olivia: ... Jess I'm not gonna say a word.
Jess: You better.
Jayden: What does it say?
Olivia: It's a secret between women.
Then Jayden cut off Evil Jay's arm, it turned to paper and then reformed back into a arm.
Jayden: ... I think you need to read Aiden's book now Olivia.
Olivia reads Aiden's book and found something.
Olivia: AIDEN SCREAM AT THE BOOK NOW!
Olivia threw the book in the air and when Aiden's scream hit the book, it destroyed it. Evil Aiden began to desolve into paper.
Mike: So the books are the keys eh?
Mike runs towards his book and rips it apart. Evil Mike began to disolve into papers too.
Mike: REJECTS DESTROY THE BOOKS!
Jess and Frank got to their books and destroyed them, and destroyed the evil thems. Jayden runs towards his book, but before Jayden could grab it, Evil Jay grabs his book and jumps to an open window. He turns around and looks at Jayden.
Evil Jay: To slow Deadpool.
And then he jumps out the window.
Jayden: Well... All in all we do only have one Evil cl-
???: I see I was to late.
The Rejects turn to see basically Iron Man, but He was blue and silver.
Mike: Who are you?
Titan: I am Titan.
Titan then flew away before Mike could say a word.
Jayden: Looks like we got a mystery on our hands.
Mike: Yeah, we got too many.
(somewhere in a secret hideout)
Evil Jay opens the door and walks in to see a girl with blonde curly hair, whose wearing overalls and a blouse. And next to her is a figure standing in darkness.
Evil Jay: Creator, Mistress. I have unfortunate news.
???: Talk.
Evil Jay: The DoppleGangers have been destroyed, by Paper girl's own creation.
Paper Girl: We know my creation.
???: And all is going acording to plan. But enough of that, we have a present for you.
Two guards pulls in a container with a red goo inside of it.
Evil Jay: What's this?
???: This? This is Peril, and you, it's new host. So, shall we begin taking over the world?
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The Rejects Volume 3: Gods and Freaks (Complete)
Adventure(this is really inportant... READ THE FIRST TWO VOLUMES) A month after the last Volume, The Rejects are still grieving after the loss of one of there own, but when a "god" tries to take over the world, can The Rejects come together and defeat this "...
