"One question."
"Go for it."
"Why did you think I was this Lily girl? I mean, I don't sound like a girl, do I?"
"No you don't sound like a girl. In fact, your voice sounds vaguely, vaguely familiar. It was a dare."
"A dare?"
"Someone dared me to call a random number and get them to tell me something."
"So why'd you use Lily?"
"Literally a random name."
