"I seriously cannot believe you."
"Why?"
"Oh, you should know why."
"Tell me."
"Shouldn't you be paying attention to your girlfriend?"
"She's out with friends."
"When did you even get a girlfriend?"
"A few weeks ago."
"And you got mad at me for not telling you about my relationship with Nathan, when we've been going out for a little over a month and a half now. And you gave her a promise ring!"
"Weeks are not months."
"How many weeks have you had a girlfriend?"
"Four."
"Four weeks in a month."
"..."
