"J!"
"K!"
"Just kidding!"
"You've got to be joking right now."
"I just said 'Just Kidding', so I'm obviously joking. Joking and kidding are synonyms!"
"..."
"How's life?"
"Stressful."
"You live across the country from me."
"How do you know that?"
"Um. Accent? And um my phone bills just came in. Tells me where I've been calling that costs me more money."
"Oh. Why do you keep calling me if it's costing you money?"
"Because you're fun to talk to."
"Are you going to go broke?"
"No, you moron. If I was I wouldn't be calling you!"
