A/N : Because there is not enough OFF bullshit in the world, I decided to make a book.
Inspired from my own lectures.
Dedan - HELLO YOU PATHETIC LITTLE SCUMS
The Judge - Greetings, Dedan.
Enoch - Who the fuck invited him !??!
Zacharie - He bought one of my new phones just a minute ago
Dedan - YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT, FATTY
Japhet - Here we go again...
Enoch - YES, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM
Dedan - SUGAR WHORE
Enoch - COME AT ME BRO
The Judge - I feel like this will go on for hours
Zacharie - Worth it. I trade him a piece of metal junk for two hundred credit, the scrub
Dedan - WHAT !?!?
Zacharie - What ?
Dedan - WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID THERE
Zacharie - I don't see what you are talking about, mon ami
Dedan - STAHP YOUR LIES
Enoch - SHUT YOUR TRAP NO ONE CARES
The Judge - -3-
Dedan - I CARE
Zacharie - The only thing I care for are credits
Japhet - Oh, because Batter doesn't count ?
Zacharie - ...I don't see what you are talking about
Dedan - You gay idiot, everybody knows you're his bitch
Zacharie - ...
Enoch - Oh my... Dedan...
Dedan - You have something to add, fatass ?
Enoch - So it is true then. You CAN write without caps on.
The Judge - Burn
Dedan - YOU IHYEPAJDIEB
Enoch - Forget what I said. This isn't even english anymore
Japhet - I think I'm just going to quit, this conversation is pointless
Zacharie - TAKE ME WITH YOU
The Judge - It was since the moment Dedan entered the chat
The Judge - It's hopeless to stay
Dedan - I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA REAP OFF YOUR MISERABLES LITTLE FINGERS OFF THIS CHAT AND BURN YOUR BODYS ALONG WITH THEM
- Japhet left the chat -
Zacharie - NOOO DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THEM
The Judge - We are damned, my dear friend. It's too late for us
Zacharie - COME BAAACK
A/N : I will eventually do more chapter, see how it goes and if my laziness allows me to keep on. For now, I feel inspired~
Also, don't hesitate to comment! I wanna know how I am doing ^w^
Mon ami = My friend
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FanfictionEnoch's a sugar addict, Dedan's an asshole (as always) and Japhet's a pervert. The Queen is having teenager's heart problems, while Pablo is too busy fangirling about Twilight. Zacharie keep asking Batter for his butt, but he's too busy purifying w...
