DEDAN'S A BIG MEANY

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Enoch - Japhet

Enoch - Japhet

Enoch - JAPHET

Enoch - YOU FUCKING WICKED PERV ANSWER ME

Japhet - What !?!

Enoch - Dedan bully me :'(

Japhet - Great

Enoch - He keeps kicking me in the stomach

Japhet - Good for you

Enoch - And he calls me fat

Japhet - PERFECT

Enoch - -3-

Japhet - If that's all you have to say, I'm leaving

Enoch - I'll tell the Queen you spy on her when she's taking a shower

Japhet - OK FINE

Japhet - What do you want ?

Enoch - Protect me

Japhet - Are you serious ?

Enoch - Yuss :D

Japhet - You're a giant

Enoch - Yup

Japhet - •_•

Enoch - OK OK OK WHAT DO I DO

Japhet - Idk, giant things I guess

Enoch - Like what ?

Japhet - Squishing people ?

Enoch - That's gross

Enoch - You got plenty of skin, blood and mucus on your hands. It takes a lot of time to wash up

Japhet - Ok ok I understand, for the Queen sake, we don't need a description

Japhet - Scare him ? Giant are scary normally

Enoch - ...

Enoch - We're talking about Dedan, Japhet

Japhet - WELL I DON'T KNOW I AM NOT THE GIANT HERE

Enoch - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT MEH

Japhet - MEH ISN'T A WORD

Enoch - IT'S A WORD NOW I INVENTED IT

Japhet - OMFG

Japhet - You're so stupid

Enoch - WELL AT LEAST I DON'T WATCH MY BOSS SLEEP AT NIGHT

Japhet - WELL AT LEAST I AM NOT A DEPRESSIVE SUGAR ADDICT WHO KILLS HIS EMPLOYEE

Enoch - OH REALLY, JAPHET ? REALLY ?

Enoch - YOU NEVER KILLED A SINGLE ELSEN EITHER, THAT'S FOR SURE

Japhet - MEH

Enoch - SEE ? YOU'RE USING IT, THE WORD I INVENTED

Enoch - AH BITCH WHO'S RIGHT NOW

- Japhet leave the chat -

Enoch - I guess I'll just kill Dedan with roast next time :)

A/N : Hi there, litlle purificators :3 I'm gonna add Batter to the chat soon, I just need to figure out how I am going to make him...

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