A/N : Hello, beautifuls~
Zacharie - Hey Pablo ;)
The Judge - Yes ?
Zacharie - Can you come over my shop ?
The Judge - Is it for filming a sextape between you and Batter ?
Zacharie - NO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
Zacharie - I would ask Sugar, not you
The Judge - -_-
Zacharie - I need you to help me with merchandise
Zacharie - Batter sold me a whale he purified
The Judge - WHAT
Zacharie - And It doesn't fit through my door
The Judge - No shit, Sherlock
Zacharie - And I've been cutting it in little pieces for two hours, but then I realized it was taking too much time
Zacharie - So I need your help
The Judge - To cut the pieces ?
Zacharie - No, to force it through my door
The Judge - ...Your level of stupidity impress me
The Judge - Why didn't you ask Batter ?
Zacharie - He didn't wanted to dirty his clothes
The Judge - ...
The Judge - You made flirty puns again ?
Zacharie - ...But I'm getting better -3-
Zacharie - He didn't bash my face this time :)
The Judge - You're desesperate...
Zacharie - C'mon
Zacharie - It's gonna be fun
The Judge - I don't think that's a good idea
Zacharie - All my ideas are good
The Judge - So the fish party was a good idea ?
Zacharie - Yes
The Judge - Dedan and Enoch started a fight
Zacharie - Has ever ONE day passed without any of them getting in trouble ?
The Judge - Hugo chocked himself with a fish bone and almost died
Zacharie - Psh, those are just little accidents
The Judge - The fish was expired
Zacharie - You ate it all anyway
The Judge - ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS FREE
Zacharie - FINE, I'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE
Zacharie - JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A PARTY POOPER DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BE SO MEAN TO ME
The Judge - -3-
The Judge - And who are you gonna ask then ?
Zacharie - ...
The Judge - Exactly
Zacharie - WELL THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, I'M REALLY POPULAR
Zacharie - All the fandom luv me :3
The Judge - The fandom is dying
Zacharie - SSSSHHHHH
Zacharie - You're just jealous of me
The Judge - I don't think I would be jealous of a weird guy wearing a frog mask
Zacharie - My frog mask is gorgeous
The Judge - Suuuuuure...
The Judge - Why would I help you anyway ?
Zacharie - For the sake of our friendship ?
The Judge - ...
Zacharie - ...You'll get free sample of whale
The Judge - I'M COMING RIGHT AWAY
The Judge - OH BOI OH BOI OH BOI
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FanfictionEnoch's a sugar addict, Dedan's an asshole (as always) and Japhet's a pervert. The Queen is having teenager's heart problems, while Pablo is too busy fangirling about Twilight. Zacharie keep asking Batter for his butt, but he's too busy purifying w...
