A/N : So I will maybe do updates, 'cause I am bored and vacations.
Also if you noticed the horrible mistakes in the early chapters, It's because I am french. Feel free to roast me still.
Dedan - Hey fuckers
Dedan - Who wanna be a Guardian
Zacharie - ME
Dedan - Over Zone Three
Zacharie - I take back what I said, the shop is enough for me
Japhet - Isn't Enoch already the Guardian of Zone Three ?
Dedan - The fatass is stuffing himself with cake and I think this time is gonna be the good time.
Dedan - Obesity is gonna finally kill him
Japhet - Oh.
Japhet - Too bad I guess. Rip Enoch.
Dedan - I ain't taking over his shitty Zone, we need someone quickly.
Zacharie - No thanks
Dedan - Why not ?!?
Zacharie - You just said it was shitty
Dedan - uUH
Dedan - NO I DIDN'T
Japhet - Whoops
Zacharie - I can read, don't try to fool me
Dedan - OWBXJWHSJWJ
Japhet - The Merchant be blessed for the invention of phones, at least we can be spared from your incessant yelling.
Zacharie - De rien :3
Dedan - WILL SOMEONE FUCKING TAKE HIS ZONE OR WHAT
- Enoch joined the server -
Enoch - I'M STILL ALIVE
Japhet - *Applause
Enoch - Thank you
Enoch - WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH OF DEDAN-
Dedan - Shit
Dedan - Gotta go
Enoch - I'M COMING FOR YOU
Zacharie - I think he angered the giant
- Dedan left the server -
Enoch - THAT'S OK I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Japhet - Now the question is if Diabetes gonna kill Enoch first ?
Zacharie - Who wanna bet ? I bet on the angry giant
- Enoch left the server -
Japhet - I guess we'll never know.
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FanfictionEnoch's a sugar addict, Dedan's an asshole (as always) and Japhet's a pervert. The Queen is having teenager's heart problems, while Pablo is too busy fangirling about Twilight. Zacharie keep asking Batter for his butt, but he's too busy purifying w...
