Zacharie - Hey
Zacharie - Hey
Zacharie - Hey Batter
Zacharie - Bonjour
Zacharie - Hola
Zacharie - Bonjourno, my bueno amigo. Quiero voir if we can't arrange a rendez vous para esta noche. Juste toi et moi, què crees ?
Batter - Leave me alone
Zacharie - So you did get my phone !
Batter - You forced me to take it
Zacharie - Don't thank me, I know you wanted it ;3
Batter - You threw it on me and ran away
Zacharie - Couldn't distract you from the pleasure of having it
Batter - I hate it
Batter - So much
Batter - It won't stop beeping
Zacharie - Didn't you try to cut the sound ?
Batter - I couldn't find the parametres
Batter - So I threw it on the ground
Zacharie - Wot 0.0
Batter - And I threatened it of purifying it
Zacharie - Did it work ?
Batter - Yes
Zacharie - REALLY !?!?
Batter - Instead, it started singing "I LOVE ROCK'N ROLL" with all the volum up
Zacharie - Oh
Zacharie - Very interresting
Batter - I thinks it hates me
Zacharie - How long has it been like this
Batter - Idk, like six hours ?
Batter - I could sing you the song anytime now
Zacharie - AND YOU HAVEN'T BROKEN IT YET !?!?
Batter - I tried
Batter - I took it to the library, dropped it from the roof, beat it with a bat, yelled at it, threw it in the meat river, hit it with a hammer, crushed it under my foot, ran over it with the train, left it in the flames of the industrie tower for three hours and half, and left it at the mercy of Dedan ( A/N : Spoiler alert : Dedan doesn't have any mercy. )
Zacharie - ...
Zacharie - Well, after all I gave you a Nokia.
Batter - This kind of impure is hard to purify. I'll take notice of that, for my futur fights
Zacharie - Do you want me to help you ?
Batter - Na, I found a use to it
Batter - When the specters hear it, they go all crazy and start to move their members all around, and shaking their head repeatedly while moving their lips quietly
Batter - Is that a kind a satanic ritual ?
Zacharie - ...That's called dancing, Batter
Batter - What type of evil is this
Zacharie - Actually, people like doing this a lot when they hear songs they like
Zacharie - You should try it one day
Batter - You all impures have weird habits
Zacharie - You have no idea...
Batter - Anyway, I gotta go purify Dedan. Almost got him on the first time with Queen
Zacharie - ...Sure...Good luck...
- Batter left the chat -
Zacharie - He should have tried Jazz. Dedan's a bitch for Louis Armstrong's music
A/N : I know, I gave old taste to my characters. I guess they're old too. I MEAN, OFF WAS OUT IN 2008 !??! SO OLD BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER I LOVE IT ANYWAYS.
Did I told I had a Nokia ? MOST RESISTFULL PIECE OF SCRAP METAL I EVER HAD.
Bonjourno, mi bueno amigo. Quiero voir if we can't arrange a rendez-vous para este noche. Juste toi et moi, què crees ? = Hello, my good friend. I would like to see if we can't arrange an appointment for tonight. Just you and me, what do you think ?
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FanfictionEnoch's a sugar addict, Dedan's an asshole (as always) and Japhet's a pervert. The Queen is having teenager's heart problems, while Pablo is too busy fangirling about Twilight. Zacharie keep asking Batter for his butt, but he's too busy purifying w...
