DJWiFi

Idk bruh...

"You're what?!"

"You heard me."

"But... how is that possible?!"

"No idea dude." She grinned as innocently as she could, trying to choke with laughter.

"So... You and Hawkie huh?"

"BUBBLER!! HOW DARE YOU DISOWN YOUR OWN CHILDREN?!"

"Child... ren?"

"Yep. Octoplets."

"Octo... what?"

"We're having eight children baby!"

"What?!"

"Congratulations, you're a father!" He blinked in shock before fainting. She winced.

"Too much?" She picked him up and dropped him on the bed. Chris walked in, yelling out the lyrics to a song. "Chris, shh! Your mother is sleeping!" He froze.

"Okay, shh..." He tiptoed out of the room and shut the door behind him. She smiled and waited for him to awaken from his slumber. Minutes later, he woke up.

"So... you're telling me... that those eight little bubble hippies in your tummy are ours?"

"Yep."

"I'm gonna be a dad?"

"Yep."

"My Wifi is gonna be my wife?"

"Ye- wait what?!"

"You know, we have to get married. I mean, we can't have eight children and not get married. That is not the right way to raise our children." She choked on her own saliva, her face paling.

"WHAT?!"

"I know I don't have a ring but..." He picked up something that looked like a mini hulahoop from the floor and knelt down on one knee. "Wifi... I don't know how this happened but all I know is that I'm not going to abandon you in your time of need. What I'm saying is, Wifi, will you do this bubbly villain the honour of being his sassy internet obsessed wife?"

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A flash interrupted her emoji based look. "HA! LOOK AT YOUR FACE! That's one for the family photo album." He looked at the picture and grinned. It wasn't just any phone though. It was his phone. You know, the one she was hiding.

She looked from her empty hands to the smug smile on his face. She huffed.

"You knew?"

"Yep."

"So the faint?"

"Oh no, that was real. About as real as this." He jumped on her and tickled her sides. She struggled to kick him off, laughing. "DON'T YOU EVER PUT ME THROUGH A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU HEAR ME?!"

"YES, YES, OKAY!" He grinned and stood up. She wheezed and scowled at him.

"One more thing."

"What?"

"You saw our internet connection thing? Me and Nino?"

"Yep." He didn't say anything. She tapped her foot impatiently. "AND?!"

"And what?"

"You're hopeless-"

"It was clever, wasn't it?" She blinked multiple times without saying a word. "Huh. I believe that's the first time you've been speechless since I've met you Wifi."