Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

The Puffin Said It!

Iceland x Reader, this one is short.....so ......enjoy I guess........................................

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You couldn't believe the things you were hearing from the direction of your crush which happened to be your best friend's brother. Emil instantly regretted not checking his bag before leaving for school the moment that that damned puffin began speaking. That fowl had quite the lewd tongue, which he was using against the Icelandic male.

"I swear that (Y/n) has the nicest bod out of all of you suckers. In fact if I could I would slam her on a desk and do her like my homework, all night long." There went the cursed bird that probably read Emil's journal. Emil was cursing under his breath as you stood. That was the straw that broke the camel's back.  You walked over to Emil and slapped him, hard. You walked away with your head down and your fists clenched. Emil watched your retreating form before grabbing his bag and following after you.

He found you on the roof crying. Emil dropped his bag which caused the puffin to curse in pain. He walked up to you and pulled you into his arms.

"I-I don't understand Norge..." Great you thought that he was his brother. "I love Emil, but he wouldn't say stuff like that in public, right?" Emil thought of a way to answer you but you continued. "It was so embarrassing, how could he be so shameless." A new wave of tears overtook you, which is when Lukas cleared his throat while holding the puffin upside down by one of his legs.

"Emil, since this bird has been causing you trouble, could we cook the thing." Norge smirked at the sudden terror that enveloped his younger brother when you looked to see who was holding you. You being the little tsundere you are you reflexively kneed his family jewels. Emil fell to the ground in pain as Lukas laughed slightly at the panicking puffin.

"(Y/N) the....the puffin said those....those things in class." Emil got out between pained breaths.

"HE WROTE THEM IN HIS DIARY!!!!!" the puffin squawked as Lukas moved to throw it off the top of the building.

"Wha-What?!" You were released from your previous shock.

"I wrote out pick-up lines to use on you and that damn bird twisted them up." Emil heaved a sigh before standing and walking over to you and pulling you into the first of many passionate kisses that he would litter you with.