Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

Wurst and Kimchi

Germany x Reader x South Korea I actually did research for this one. It might be a crack fic or worse, plausible. Enjoy heathens.
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(Y/n) was walking around the world market looking for their roommate's food list. They sighed, Kai, the roommate had only written down the two staples of her diet. Wurst and kimchi. (Y/n) knew better than to trust the scantily clad, despite the cold climate of home, girl. She is quite literally from the Artic and dresses in bikini tops and daisy dukes at all times, even when she visits home. They shook their head. Their (e/c) orbs scanned the large market place until they caught sigh of a familiar face running his booth with a smile. They smiled slightly at the sight before bounding up to the male that caught their eye.

"Hello Mr. Im!~." They called as soon as he wasn't busy.

"How many times do I have to tell you that you don't need to call me that, (Y/n)?" The Korean male sighed.

"As long as it take for you to let me call you sunbe , Yong Soo." (It's an honorific similar to sempai from what I've gathered from research, yes actual research) They pouted cutely.

"There is no reason for you to want to call me that. Dong-saeng  needs more kimchi huh?" (younger sibling) Yong Soo shook his head. "She eats too much, soon even Yao will stop drooling over her."

"You don't drool over her right?" The (s/c) being asked skeptically.

"N-no I drool over someone else!" He exclaimed before blushing a bright red.

"Is that so, who would that be?" They teased.

"Yo-Yao. His breasts are mine." Yong Soo gained back his composure and handed (Y/n) a rather large container with a suspiciously straight face. "If she eat all that within a week, then she needs to get help. It's on the house by the way."

"Thanks, Yong Soo. I'll see you around." (Y/n) skipped off to the European section of the market after picking up some tea from Yao.

"Later, yeon-nin." (sweetheart or so I was told) Yong Soo sighed longingly at the retreating form.

Soon our little non-gendered reader made their way to their favorite German, correction, only German in the market.

"Herr Ludwig, I need more of your wurst if you please." (Y/n) said completely unaware of how naughty their words sounded. Ludwig spit out his coffee as what they had spoken sunk in.

"Schatz, please vord jour vords more carefully. Vurst, schwester sent jou ja?" Ludwig cleared his throat and quelled the thoughts of...things.

"Yes she did. So how's life?" They asked.

"Quiet vithout jou or Kai around the house, Gilbert refuses to help me clean still." The German packaged the wurst at he spoke.

"When hasn't he?" They fiddled with their bag and continued to gaze at some tulips at the flower shop next door.

"True. This is on the house schatz. Jou will make Kai visit right?" Ludwig's eyes narrowed in a teasing manner.

"You know I will Luddy!~" They called as they walked away.

"Bruder, if jou don't tell her soon the awesome me vill have to take jour schatz from jou." Gilbert stood next to Ludwig with a slightly arrogant looking smirk. "Ah but that might be hard since  they have already claimed to vant your vurst."

"Jou heard that?!" Ludwig glared warily at the albino.

"Jou liked it." Gilbert teased.

"Leise bitte bruder." Ludwig sighed.

"Fine, but jou will regret not getting her attention sooner."