Well my cat isn't pregnant with little kitties.
😭Sorry if you can't see the emoji.
She's just fat.
And I did actually know the dance, I'd just forgotten it.
I think I might have short term memory.
OH OH WAIT
I do have good news!
My male kitty, brother of my girl kitty turned up!
He was only missing for two days, usually it's like a week and we're all trying not to worry about him.
And now he is sitting on my lap and purring.
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