When I meet new people and tell them I'm crazy they all say "I bet you're not,"
So I either just shake my head sadly and walk away, or whisper in their ear, "I am a servant of Zeus sent down to earth see if you puny humans belong here. And on a happier note, I'm not sure you do," Then skip away humming the 'fun song'.
Depends on my mood.
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/11699016-288-k716063.jpg)