Did Lance ever tell you about his best buddy Plaxum?

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asked by: @StarboyKogane

um..?

who?

Lance: shit

Keith: who the hell is Plaxum

Lance: well........

it's a long story

Keith: Lance

who

the

hell

is

Plaxum

Lance: she's not important, Keith

Keith: evidently she's important enough for them to bring her up

Lance: Keith, i swear--

Keith: why can't you just tell me?

Lance: well, i--

Keith: i am so sick of this happening, Lance..

Lance: of what happening?

Keith: THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME

you hit on everything that breathes

that's not even accurate

you hit on everything that can talk

THAT ISN'T EVEN ACCURATE

YOU HIT ON YOUR LION FOR GOD'S SAKE

Lance: Keith, you're being ridiculous, just listen to me--

Keith: no, YOU listen to ME

Lance: could you maybe STOP cutting me off?

Keith: i

don't

like

it

when

you

talk

to

every

single

girl

we

meet

it sounds extremely selfish and unreasonable, but i want you all to myself

i don't want you to talk to anyone but me

i know i'm being ridiculous, okay?

but that's just how i feel

alright?

i am terrified that...

that you might find someone better

Lance: Keith...

Keith: i...

i think i'm gonna go

i don't want to talk about this anymore

Lance: KEITH

don't you DARE walk out that door

Keith: bye, Lance...

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