doubt~~joshler texts

halsey (2)

halsey: hey

you: hi

you: we are in the same room you know... why are we texting?

halsey: because i don't want to embarrass you

you: pete talked to you?

halsey: he did.

halsey: look, if it made you upset you should've told me. i would've stopped.

you: i only fully realised i liked him when we were on the plane. and it's hard to talk to people in person. that's why i don't want to tell josh i like him

halsey: you'd be so cute together though!

you: but what if he doesn't like me back?

halsey: well i'm gonna slap sense into that brain of his because you are the most gosh darn attractive and amazing person i have met in my entire life. you're way out of his league.

you: more like he's way out of my league. he's a fucking drummer! and what am i? a ukulele player.

halsey: hey! the ukulele can be manly!

you: yeah right

halsey: anyways, back to my point, i'm gonna stop flirting with josh

you: thanks. it means a lot.

halsey: no problemo

you: just one question though

halsey: what is it?

you: did you like josh?

halsey: nope. everyone sorta knows you have a thing for him (except josh because he's blind as hell) and i don't think anyone in 'what the fuck' is stupid enough to go after someone's crush

you: is it really that obvious that i like him?

halsey: you mention him in like every conversation any of us have with you. pretty sure you're obsessed at this point

you: you make me sound like a stalker or something when he's just a beautiful man that everyone should know about

halsey: *cough* that's a stalker *cough*

you: hey at least i don't have a shrine

halsey: it's completely normal to have a chris pines shrine he is a beautiful god-like creature

you: i mean he is pretty attractive

halsey: 'pretty attractive' don't you mean 'stunning'

you: yes he is stunning

halsey: that's better

halsey: sooo... you want me to help you and josh get together?

you: thanks for the offer, but i think I can handle a crush

halsey: i mean are you sure? i could drop subtle hints?

you: nO I WANNA BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM

halsey: alright calm down holy heck it was just a question

you: you were trying to steal my moment i had to get back in there and steal it back

halsey: what an attention whore

you: he's my crush not yours

halsey: good point.

you: shit you hear that?

halsey: no what was it?

you: they've just said pete's plane has landed

halsey: o bOI GOTTA GO FAST

halsey went offline
you went offline

wow i've been dead for fifty years but hey i'm back. i keep getting hyped whenever i see what point the story's on bc oh sh i t you guys have no idea what's coming.
i haven't been as motivated to post bc of the hiatus being a thing so i'm like d y i n g when it comes to content but at least jenna's 3am cooking is keeping people alive

anyways, have a great evening, have a great life and stuff. i have a feeling i used to sign these off in a certain way but i cba checking to see how i did it so adios mis amigos