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you: yO WE FLY OVER TOMORROW

halsey: i'm hYPE

gera(ve)rd way: all thanks to me my d00ds

sp00kyjim: shhhhhh

forehead: okay but how long has it been since we last saw each other

you: too long

sp00kyjim: i mean i saw tyler yesterday so i mean not that long ago

halsey: josh this doesn't apply to you you've never met us

halsey: waIT

halsey: jOSH HAS NEVER MET US

petey-wetey: it took you that long to figure that out goddamn

jared leto: hey josh

sp00kyjim: what

jared leto: would it be okay if the first thing we did together was make out

sp00kyjim: umm no

jared leto: why not

forehead: ryan you're crossing a thin line here

gera(ve)rd way: bren when will you realise that ryan is a horny gay teenager who will fuck a slug if it came to it, in a grown man's body

forehead: i try not to believe it

sp00kyjim: ryan i'm not making out with you

halsey: sorry ryan your dreams of creating an mpreg irl are dead

jared leto: damnit

petey-wetey: i haven't said anything in a while so hi

halsey: hi

you: hi

gera(ve)rd way: hi

jared leto: hi

forehead: hi

sp00kyjim: hi

petey-wetey: i feel loved

jared leto: you are loved *kiss kiss*

forehead: once again ryan you're crossing a thin line

jared leto: soz

halsey: how did this happen from us being hype about tomorrow

gera(ve)rd way: don't ask me

you: because josh is hot that's why

sp00kyjim: thanks

you: yw bby

petey-wetey: have i missed something what

sp00kyjim: nah we're just messing

forehead: part of me is relieved but the other half is devastated

halsey: once again, your dreams of having a irl mpreg fic are destroyed

petey-wetey: shot down by a harpoon

gera(ve)rd way: and trampled on by little bees with boots on

forehead: :(

jared leto: don't worry bren we'll make our own mpreg fic irl

forehead: :)

sp00kyjim: sometimes i forget that brendon has a wife

you: i think brendon forgets that brendon has a wife sometimes

halsey: true tbh

petey-wetey: anywAYS TOMORROW

you: oH YEAH

gera(ve)rd way: how did you forget?

you: i got distracted by the mpreg

forehead: fair enough

gera(ve)rd way: okay me, ray, mikey, frank and bob are gonna meet you all at the cafeteria because we're hungry bastards we see food we eat it

sp00kyjim: who is it that's supposed to be arriving first?

gera(ve)rd way: you and ty

you: coolio

jared leto: since when have you ever said coolio

you: ever since i said it a minuet ago keep up with it ryan

forehead: so it's actually happening

petey-wetey: apparently so

you: i'm gonna have to go now. see y'all tomorrow

petey-wetey: SEE YOU TOMORROW

gera(ve)rd way: GOOD BYE MY PRECIOUS WE SHALL MEET AGAIN SOON

halsey: DON'T DIE ON THE PLANE ILY TY GOOD BYE

forehead: SEE YA PAL

jared leto: PAL'S A GREAT WORD

jared leto: PAL

jared leto: PAL

jared leto: PAL

jared leto: PAL

jared leto: OH SHIT WE'RE SAYING GOODBYE OKAY GOODBYE EGG LOVE YA

sp00kyjim: see you at like 7:30 lol you're not getting me up that early

you: oh i know i'm not

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