forehead: what are the chances of you and josh meeting up
you: well, we'll probably end up walking into a store and seeing each other so very high
forehead: because you both seem like really good friends
you: we don't know each other well, bren
forehead: yeah but i feel like you'd be cute together
you: in a couple way?
forehead: i guess so
you: he said he doesn't understand his sexuality much so i don't really want to confuse him. i know what he's going through and i know dating someone of the same gender can be damaging
forehead: but you're experimenting
you: yes, and that's healthy. but imagine i had a crush on josh and he thought he had a crush on me, and then we started dating. imagine me being very passionate about the relationship and josh not being as much. then josh realises he's straight and breaks up with me. i get angry, he gets angry because i get angry, we get more angry, we hate each other.
forehead: oh i understand now
you: he seems precious i don't want to hurt him
forehead: okayokay
forehead: do you like him that's the question?
you: nah
forehead: as a friend?
you: totally
forehead: sarcasm?
you: nope.
forehead: okay that's good.
forehead: so you're gonna meet up but not right now.
you: well that's what i want to happen. i haven't talked to josh about it.
forehead: oh okay.
you: can you stop being serious now. you're scaring me
forehead: okay lol
forehead: ISN'T HALSEY'S HAIR AMAZING OH MY GOD IT GIVES ME ORGASMS
you: YES OH MY GOD I'M GLAD SHE TOOK MY ADVICE THE RIGHT WAY
forehead: wait what did you say to her?
you: i said if she wants to do it, she should. if she feels it will be great, she should do it. if she has the slightest urge to do it, she should do it. i was trying my best to make her want to do it.
forehead: nice thinking i like it
you: aren't i just so smart
forehead: very much so
you: i hope she keeps it like that it's super nice
forehead: thanks for persuading her
you: no problem *bows*
forehead: *bows epically*
you: *bowing intensifies*
forehead: *bows weakly* *bows strongly*
you: *bows stronger than you* fuck off
forehead: *bows in shame*
you: FUCK
forehead: WHAT
you: IT'S 6:58
forehead: LOL GOTTA BLAST
you: i'm surprised you didn't send that with a jimmy neutron meme
forehead:
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you: there we go
you: it's uncanny how much you look like him
forehead: FUCK OFF
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