doubt~~joshler texts

halsey

halsey: TY

you: whaat

halsey: WHERE DOES JOSH LIVE

you: columbus ohio

halsey: you lucky ass

halsey: i hate you, you know that

you: i mean... you didn't have to move

halsey: BUT I DIDN'T KNOW JOSH AND HOW CUTE HE IS OKAY

you: i could hook you up if you want

halsey: nahnahnah i just wanted a hot friend

you: aren't i your hot friend?

halsey: sure

you: thanks for the compassion

halsey: no problem.

halsey: you should arrange to meet up with josh

you: i barely know him.

halsey: and?

you: he could be a sociopath for all i know

halsey: but is he really?

you: probably not.

halsey: exactly.

you: i mean, it would be great to have a friend that actually lives in the same state and that i can actually visit

halsey: shut up

you: you love me really because i'm your hot friend

halsey: SO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS TO MEET HIM

you: NO

halsey: WHY NOT

you: BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT

halsey: sure

you: shut up

halsey: hate you

you: hate you too boo

halsey: before you leave and plot ways to kill me i have a question

you: what is it

halsey: do you think i'd look sick as frick™ if i cut my hair

you: how short are we talking?

halsey: like yours?

you: i mean, i like my hair but idk

halsey: please ty everyone else is like 'idk anything about hair' and you're like very fashion forward

you: if you think it'll look good, then do it. if it's what you want to do, do it. even if you have the smallest urge to do it, do it. don't let me alter what you do.

halsey; jesus christ i just wanted a yes or no answer but thanks

you: you gonna cut your hair?

halsey: i sure am

you: you go

halsey: i'm scared that it'll look shit tho

you: if it looks shit, that's fine. it's hair. it'll grow back. if it looks shit, i'll give you a beanie to cover it up. but only if you come visit because i miss you.

halsey: lol k. it's an excuse to visit you and josh

you: by the way you're not meeting josh before i do because he's totally my best friend

halsey: whatever. just hurry up and meet him

you: maybe.

halsey: shitface