forehead: FUCK! HIM! FUCK! HIM! FUCK! HIM!
you: WHAT
halsey: that looks bad out of context
gera(ve)rd way: umm
jared leto: umm
petey-wetey: umm
forehead: umm
halsey: umm
you: seriously though what was that about
halsey: i met a cute guy last night
you: and bren went straight to wanting you two to bang?
halsey: yup.
you: i see
petey-wetey: where's josh at?
you: sleeping
forehead: TELL HIM TO WAKE UP IT'S 2PM
gera(ve)rd way: lazy ass
petey-wetey: calm yo tits
you: he's cute when he's sleeping i don't wanna
you: he looks like a dainty princess
you: maybe a sleeping gazelle
halsey: look who's starstruck
forehead: FUCK! HIM! FUCK! HIM! FUCK! HIM!
gera(ve)rd way: you'd make pretty children
you: i never knew you thought about things like that oh my god
gera(ve)rd way: i diDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO COME OUT LIKE THAT
you: well it did didn't it
petey-wetey: wait i don't get it
forehead: you're too innocent to understand
halsey: just be happy you still have your innocence.
petey-wetey: hey i'm not innocent i know how to sex
forehead: sure ya do pal
forehead: anyways waKE JOSH UP AND TELL HIM THAT YOU WANT TO FUCK HIM
you: i'll tell him that you want to fuck him of you want
forehead: i mean go ahead
jared leto: hi brendon
forehead: shit
you: i swear you guys are in a polymorus relationship and it's bren, ryan and sarah
jared leto: nah sarah hates me because i stole her man
forehead: i'M CHOKINF
jared leto: on my dick
halsey: fuck already
gera(ve)rd way: i swear there's a ship between everyone in this gc
you: true
petey-wetey: anyways back to the main point waKE JOSH UP
you: fine.
halsey: i can vividly imagine josh sleeping on his side and then ty caressing his cheek saying "wake up sleepy head"
jared leto: you're a walking fanfic
halsey: we've established this
jared leto: when?
halsey: idk i don't remember everything jesus fucking christ
sp00kyjim: hi
gera(ve)rd way: oh wow you're not dead
YOU ARE READING
doubt~~joshler texts
Fanfic"shaking hands with the dark parts of my thoughts" in which all chat rooms break at 7pm
