Okay, so where was I?
Oh yes, the woman with a high-pitched voice clinging onto Cameron Dallas.
I stared at those two in shock. Who was that woman? Why was she here? Why was she wearing so makeup? And why in the world is Cameron Dallas hugging her back and smiling at her with heart-shaped eyes?!
"Urgh, those two really make me feel like puking!" said a voice nearby. A voice that I knew belonged to another Cameron.
Cameron Boyce was standing a few feet away from the couple- I guess I should call them that- with a disgusted look on his face.
"Cameron number 2! What are you two doing here? We didn't ask for anyone to meet us here," Beatrice addressed him.
Cameron Boyce sighed. "Could you please stop calling me that? And I was dragged here against my will by her," he pointed at the- um- clown?
Beatrice sighed. "I should've known she would come."
"Yo, Cameron JR! What's up?" greeted Alison.
Cameron groaned, "Please stop calling me that! It's even worse than Cameron number 2!"
Alison grinned. "All the more reason to call you that!"
Meanwhile, the older Cameron and the woman realised that they were not alone and stopped squeezing each other to death."Hello everyone! It's nice to see you!" said the woman, thankfully sounding less like she wanted to burst our eardrums and more like she was on helium. Her eyeliner-covered eyes landed on me and her lipstick-smothered smile faltered. "Um, excuse me, I don't think we've met before."
Cameron introduced us. "Jess, this is Natasha Stone. She is going to act as the main character in the movie. Natasha, meet Jessica Hudson. She is also going to be in the movie."
"And I am also his girlfriend, if you couldn't already tell," Jessica added. "Nice to meet you!" Was it just me, or did that smile seem very stiff?
"What about me? I'm not invisible, you know," interrupted the younger Cameron. Then his face turned thoughtful. "Though that would actually be pretty cool."
Alison, for once, was sane and actually decided to enlighten our ignorant minds with her unparalleled
wisdom and knowledge. "My dear Cameron JR, this is Natasha Stone, your supposed older sister."I stared at her. "What did you just say?"
Cameron, however, said, "Oh, so this is my new big sis! Nice to meet you! I gotta say, Alison, I'm impressed that you not only managed to find someone who looks exactly like the main character and has the same name, too."
"Not only that, but they even have the same personality," continued Alison smugly. "I know, I'm awesome."
"Wait, can someone please explain what you two are talking about?" I asked them.
"Basically, Cameron number 2's role in the movie is the protagonist's, a.k.a your, little brother." Thank you, Bea.
"And what about Jessica? "
"She is your rival," replied Bea.
"Um... In the movie or reality? "
"The movie, of course." Bea looked at Cameron number 1 and Jessica, who had gone back to lovey-dovey mode, and whined to Alison, "Couldn't you have found someone better than her? I really don't wanna deal with her squeaky voice and make-up layered face. Not to mention how disgusting those two are!"
"I second that," said Cameron Boyce. "Should we dump her in the middle of the ocean or the desert?"
"Neither. I'm keeping her. She is too perfect for the role. And I think those two are actually cute together."

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