Sarahtopia

Chapter 1: ???

A/N: DEDICTED TO Murdering2kill

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I am sitting in an office. In front of me is a young woman sitting behind a desk. The woman is dressed weirdly, in a tall black top hat, plum purple velvet coat and pearly white gloves. She starts to talk, "Hello there! Welcome to Sarahtopia! I am Mr. Willy Wonka, the president of this amazing country/island. This country was found by my marvelous ancestor, Sarah .The location of this country is-wait. QUIINNN!!!!! WHAT'S THE LOCATION OF THE ISLAND?????"

"It's unknown, ma'am!" calls back a feminine voice.

"Quinn! I told you to call me Mr. Willy Wonka!" shouts 'Mr.Willy Wonka'.

"But ma-okay, fine!" the voice replies back.

'Mr. Willy Wonka' turns back to me and starts to talk to me again, "As my useless secretary said, the location of Sarahtopia is unknown. The population is-QUINNNN!!! WHAT'S THE POPULATION?????"

The voice, or Quinn, replies, "It's unknown 'Mr. Willy Wonka'!"

"Quinn! WHY THE HELL are you calling me that? I'm a woman and that is not my name!"

"You told me to call yo- Urrrgggh!!"

I am starting to feel sorry for Quinn the secretary. 'NOT Mr. Willy Wonka' turns back to me and continues speaking, "Well the population is apparently unknown as well. Let's see ....... Number of crazy people is .......Oh! 50% of the island!"

That last part I can relate to. If everyone was as crazy as their president, then I wasn't looking forward to staying. Hopefully the other 50% was alright and would keep me sane.

The President smiles, "Well, that's all for now! You are dismissed. Have fun during your staying here!"

As I walk out, Quinn comes to me and says, "I'm sorry for her behaviour. She is always like that."

I smile at her. "I can tell ."

She smiles back. "Yeah. Anyways, have fun during your stay!"

When I'm outside, I hear Quinn calling out to me, "WAAAAAIIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! HAAAALLLTTT!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!"

Stopping like I had just been shot, I turn around to see what she wanted (after recovering from my heart attack). "What is it?"

Quinn huffs, trying to catch her breath. She must have ran all the way here. After about a minute, she tells me, "The President wants me to give you a tour of Sarahtopia. Oh, BTW, my name is Quinn. Quinn Sasha Roofer. What's yours?"

After telling her my name, I ask her the question that had been on my mind, "So, what's up with your president?"

Quinn laughs, "Oh, she just likes changing her name, though she often forgets it. She names herself after her favorite character from her favorite movie, which changes like every month. Last time it was Harry Potter, and before that it was Katniss Everdeen, and before it wa-you know what? Just forget it. Her real name is Sarah Williams VII. Now then, on with the tour."

As the two of us pass through the gates of the Grand Palace, I see a girl rushing past them, looking absolutely mortified. "That's Lora Tiffany, the President's gate opener and hair dresser. Her mom owns the local salon," Quinn informs me.

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A/N :go check out my friends new book called voices by kombatkueen.

credits to

: kombatkueen

and

somebodyintheshadows

for helping me with the book

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Srry for short chapter but iam in the middle of exams so ya

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