Mineta and Tsuyu were at Disney and the tiny grape boi was nervous on basically being on a date with a girl for the first time. Mineta had a plan, he wanted to confess his feelings to the frog girl but there weren't any cherry blossom trees or any love boat rides or anything else clichéd. He had to go with the next best ride, ITS A SMALL WORLD. Why that ride, because it's was a slow boat ride so who knows what could happen.
"Hey Tsuyu, wanna go on it's a small world ride." Asked the purple fetus. "Oh sure, I always wanted to see how you felt everyday of your life." The frog girl said (ha get it cause he's small) "Huh, what's that supposed to mean?" Mineta asked. "Never mind." Tsuyu said and then began walking to the ride while Mineta followed.
After waiting for a while mineta rehearsed what he was gonna say to the frog girl on the ride. Finally they got on the ride, mineta was so nervous because if he was rejected all these people would hear. He tired to get closer to her and she scooted away, she was all the way to the side of the boat with him almost on top of her.
Mineta looks over blushing like crazy and he opens his mouth but then closes it because he coughed. The song plays throughout the rooms of the boat ride, some people sing along. Finally he decided he was gonna say it cause only god knows when the ride was going to end, Tsuyu was hoping it ended right then and there. He looked back over and finally said it. "Tsuyu I've liked you for a while and umm will you go out with me?....." the purple baby asked her. There was a long pause, everyone heard it and stared at them waiting for the answer.
"No." She said jumping out of the boat swimming away to the exit of the ride and ran away. Everyone stared at mineta and cheered because she said no to the little fetus. Mineta was so shocked that he sat on the ride for 20 more minutes. He then decided to live as one of the small world robots on the ride because they were his people.
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Hope you enjoyed that one I know no one likes mineta so I made one with him because I haven't seen one with him, share and comment if you liked it and you want us to post more.
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