Percy Jackson Oneshots, Headcannons, etc.

25- Things That Have Definitely Been Said

This is a list of quotes I find all over that I or someone else has attributed to Percy, or sometimes another character in his universe. Some of them are funny, some fluffy, some slightly more angsty. Enjoy!

"When I get rich, my mom is getting paid first thing."

-Percy, during one of those get-to-know-everyone school games

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Octavian: "Are you threatening me? Because fear is not in my vocabulary!"

Reyna: "No, but it's in your eyes."

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"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

-Leo, with his hair on fire

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"Oh f*ck, she's beautiful."

-Percy, looking at Annabeth during their date in Paris courtesy of Hermes

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"You aren't just a star to me, you're the whole damn sky."

-Nico to Will, talking about how bright and sunshiny he is

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Clarisse: "Does everything have to involve you?"

Percy: "In a perfect world, no."

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"You've already stolen my heart, what more do you want from me?"

-Percy whining to Annabeth when she refuses to give him his sweatshirt back

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"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass. Can we eat now?"

-Leo and Percy in unison after a monster fight (yes they practiced this)

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Sally: "Don't do anything stupid."

Percy: "You and I both know that's asking way too much of me."

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"He may be an annoying ray of sunshine, but he's my annoying ray of sunshine and you'd better not mess with him!"

-Nico about Will

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Annabeth: "How stupid can you get?"

Percy: "Depends. How stupid do you want me to be?"

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"You're all mine. I'm not sharing."

-Percy to Annabeth after some guy stares at her in the mall

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"Help! I'm going to get killed by a tree!"

-Percy as he runs away from an angry Thalia

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"Holy sh*t..."

-Percy every morning as he wakes up next to Annabeth

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Percy: "What are you working on?"

Annabeth: "Would you understand if I told you?"

Percy: "Probably not..."

Annabeth: "No, definitely not."

Percy: "Tell me anyway."

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Nico: "Where are all the smart people today?!"