Ballet shooter

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I was doing jazz back attitude turns in the kitchen. my uncle (from Florida) and my mom where taking about how much dance I do and my dad (who in college was an Olympic pistol shooter) said.

"Yah she likes ballet (it's not just ballet it's way more like j-) I'm gunna teach her pistol shooting and she can be a ballet pistol shooter." I really wanted to say 'like Black Widow?' But I didn't and I regret it tremendously.

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