Cracked eggs in a bowl getting whisked... butter melting on the bench... 1 cup of milk... 1 cup of self raising flower..1 tea spoon of vanilla essence... and finally, half a cup of caster sugar. Add it all together and what do you get? PANCAKE BATTER!!!!! But what if there was more to pancakes than just simple ingredients? That's right, TIME TO ADD THE MOST IMPORTANT STUFF!!!!
Now add 1 jar of pickled onions.. for that tangy taste... 2 spoons of wasabi for that fire in your soul... and mouth... one quarter a cup of dog hair... for that nice texture!! And now... Mix it up and it's ready to cook!!!!
OH WAIT!!! WE FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!! QUICKLY!! ADD THE SNAIL SHELL SEASONING!!!
If it doesn't have snail shell seasoning, it isn't a pancake. Now to cook it!! And don't forget to mix it very well!!
Once it is cooked, add golden syrup and anything else you want!! But I would recommend ground up pig trotters, then there you have it... the most tastiest and flavour filled pancake!! ENJOY!
Please do not try this at home. Or anywhere at that.... yea... unless you want to kill your taste buds.. go ahead!!
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Random short stories
AcakWell the title says it all basically （≧∇≦） HOPE YOU ENJOY IF YOU READ THIS!! ٩(^‿^)۶ AND BE PREPARED FOR ALOT OF RANDOMNESS ٩( ᐛ )و This is also my first story.. or a lot of stories in one.. yea ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ) *taking requests* （＾∇＾）
