Random short stories

7. Pencils

Hmm so many options.... blue, pink, yellow, purple, orange, black, white, red, green... and even stripes, rainbow, checkers AHH THERE IS TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM!!!! The thing is... I need the pencil that is perfect for me... it must be medium size to hold, 2B led and it must have a rubber on the end. Why might you ask? Well that is because I am fussy. In fact so fussy that I will not have any pencil unless it is perfect. Now let's see...
Blue is too.... sad.
Pink is too.... glossy.
Yellow is just.... way to bright and happy.
Purple just seems.... too dark.
Orange well.... I don't like the fruit oranges so...no.
Black is just too.... dark for my soul to handle...
White hmm... is to vibrant of the sun...
Red... nah, red looks like blood.
Green... no I don't want a pencil that blends in with the grass.
OOOh what about stripes!!! Ehhhh no to irritating to look at...
Rainbow....? Nope way to many colours.
Last but not least... checkers.. no way that hurts my eyes to look at.

I KNOW!!!! WHO NEEDS A PENCIL WHEN YOU CAN JUST GET A PEN THAT HAS ALL THESE COLOURS AND MORE!!!!!! I AM SO SMART !!!!! Ha here I am fussing over what pencil to get but if I just get a pen it won't matter!!!

~looking at pens~

Why is there so many pens?!? WHY CANT THERE JUST BE A NORMAL PEN?!?! NEAON PENS, FLURO YELLOW, GLOW IN THE DARK?! Oh wait... I'm looking at the wrong part.. haha stupid me

Here we are ..... now what's here? Black, red, blue.... god dammit why are they so plain here?! IS THERE NO PEN OR PENCIL IN THIS SHOP WORTH BEING MY PROPERTY? !

~after a lot of yelling and fuss~

STUFF THIS I AM GOING TO BUY EVERY SINGLE PENCIL AND PEN IN THIS SHOP, JUST WATCH ME!!!

~after buying every pens and pencils and gone home~

Now what one do I use? 

~the end~

Sorry if I insulted your favourite colour here !!!!!! If that's even possible.. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ANY COLOUR!! INFACT MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IS YELLOW!!!!!!! AND I ACTUALLY LIKE ORANGES!!!!'and rainbow I'd the colour of the unicorns~~~ all hail the unicorns!!( '∀｀)

ONE LAST THING!!!! SORRY IF THIS ONE IS STRANGE!!! MY BRAIN IS JUST DEAD TODAY (≧∀≦)
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