Dark. It was all dark. Twilit Sperkle couldn't see a single thing. Suddenly, something cold and slimy had touched her. Before she could turn around to see what it was, she awoke on top of her notes and study papers.
"Oh noez!! Dat was taday!! She shouted. "Nitmar Moo is coming!!! I must warn Pinces Cooestia befor it to late!!".
She ran as fast as she could out the door, grabbing her baby dragon, Spek, along the way. Then she remembered it would be easier to just send a letter.
"Okah Spek, writ a leter to Cooestia, Deer Pinces Cooestia, great dangr is comin to equesta! We must be quickly befor Nitmar Moo cases enternail night! We mus do somting!"
Cooestia replied extremely quickly, however did not give Twilit Sperkle the answer she wanted. Instead she wanted Twilit to make "frens" in Ponvil. Twilit did as she said and arrived in Ponvil shortly.
Twilit received a huge gasp from a pink pony before she bounced off and Twilit was left to herself.
"Okah Spek, the first pon weh ned to sea is... Rombow Dah... let's get dis ovr with".
They soon spotted Rombow Dah flooping around in the sky.
"Helo, Rombow Dah, weh cam to chk on ur wethr, u good?"
"Yeh, I cler al da clods in 10 secns flat! Wanna sea?"
Twilit watched as Rombow sped over all the clouds, obliterating the in the process. It was clear skies in no time.
"Welp gtg by". Twilit said.
She had to check on the others before she ran out of time. Next was... Flooter Shah.
She trotted over to a tree where beautiful music was being made from birds. Once she got there however, all the birds flew away. She must have scared them away.
"Hallo Flooter Shah, srry bot ur birds".
*inaudible wispering and muttering from Flooter shah*
"It sems da moosic is good, by"
"WAIT IS THAT A BABY DRAGON!?!?" Flooter Shah shouted.
"Why ye it is-" "OMG SO COOOOOT"
"I HAVE TO GO" Twilit shouted as she ran off. Flooter Shah was crying.
The next pony she had to check on was Rarty. But she was nowhere to be seen. Where was Rarty? Suddenly, Twilit was dragged off into building, after examining it, it looking like Rarty's house. Meaning it was most likely Rarty who dragged her.
"Um... hoi Rarty?"
"O may, drling you nned a btr outft, plz but this on" she said.
"I dnt hve tim!!i only cam to chk on decratonz."
Spek was staring lovingly at the beautiful unicorn while Twilit grabbed him and ran out the door.
"So.. weh cn go to da libarry Cooestia rented us it sleep and study a way to stop Nitmar Moo."
As she stepped into her new home, bam! A party set by none other than Ponkeh Pooh in her home. Life was not going right for Twilit. Now she had no choice but to wait until the sun festival thing. Maybe Nitmar Moo was fake and it would just be a normal day! She ran upstairs and failed to sleep because of the party noise.
The next day was the festival. Ponies from all over Equesta came to see it happen. The birds from the tree that she scared away were sitting on a perch singing the same tune. It was.. actually nice! Just then, Nitmar Moo herself burst into the room and said "I SHAL EXPLOD TE SUN SO NIGHT WIL LAS FORVR!!!!" The crowd of ponies gasped! Nitmar Moo was real! And she was here! "Stay clam gys, ima go find the elephants of harmoony to defeet her!" "We com wit yo" Rombow Dah said.
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My Derp Pony: Frenship is Moogic
FanfictionThis is a crack fic I started writing in middle school. I wrote the first three chapters and then abandoned it. Now, about 5 years later, I decided to continue it; despite the fact that I have not written anything since then. Basically, don't expect...
