This is a crack fic I started writing in middle school. I wrote the first three chapters and then abandoned it. Now, about 5 years later, I decided to continue it; despite the fact that I have not written anything since then. Basically, don't expect...
[its been forever since I've seen season 1 of mlp so if it's not accurate... srry, this is only from memory]
So the ponies set out through the Evrfre Frest to get the Elephants of Harmoony. Suddenly a big lion thingy attacked.
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"Wow gld dat tings fnted" said Rarty. "Ya meh two" said Rombow. And then a crying dragon came. Rarty threw her tail at it and they ran off. "Stupd creturz swoin us dwn." Rarty said. "Oh lok! A tre! Now I mus SONG!!!!" Ponkeh screamed! "She isn't... is she?" Twilit said. "I-i think she is..." Flootershah muttered.
"IF YOU FEEL SAD OR LOWNELY, IF YOU DOWN AND BLUUUE, FRENZ CAN ALWAYS PUUUULL YOU THREWWWW. DEY CN MAKE ANYTING HAPEN, DEY CAN MAKE EVERYTING WRITE, FRENZ WIL MAKE UR DREMS COME TRUUUUUUUUE-" Ponkeh sung
"Stahp! Ponkeh that's not even from the right show!" Twilit interrupted. But she ignored.
"WE GONNA GET UP UP WE GOIN TO MOV, GO GO GET INTO DA GROV, DATS WAT FRENZ AR ALLLLL ABBBOOOOOOOOUT. WE GONA JUMP UP, HIGH, RECH FR DA SKY, LEF RIGT, STEP TA DA SKYY, DATZ WAT FRENZ ARE ALLLLLL ABBBBOOOOOOOOOUUUT."
"ENOF!!!!" Twilit screached. "Weh gots ta gt da elephantz!" And so the ponies set off on their journey. Then twilit almost died by tripping on a rock and forgetting she didn't have wings.... yet, but Rombow and Flootershah flew her down. Then there was a bridge.
"K I'll jus fly two da othr sid and ty it" When she got there though, she met some shodow boltz. "Hey wanna join our cult-I mean club" One asked. "A Cultamine club! I don't know what dat is but heck yeh!" Rombow replied. "But yo hav ta murder ur frenz ovr der ta join" Another one said. Rombow contemplated if it was worth killing 4 ponies just to join a club she didn't even know was a thing five seconds ago. She then agreed and killed her friends. The End.
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Just kidding, she slapped the Shodow Boltz and made da bridge. They then walked up and inside the dark tower thing. Surrownded by stone elephant statues. "QUACK!!!!! Evr on grb a elephant!!" Twilit Quacked. After they grabbed the stones jewels shaped like elephants exploded out and floated onto the ponies, creating necklaces. Twilit's was a tiara though.
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Then Nitmar Moo got lazered with rainbows. She then layed on the floor, powerless. Then Pinces Cooesta came in. "Oh yay meh siter!" She said. "PASTA!?!" The group screamed in disbelief. "I-I think she s-said sister, n-not pasta" Flootershah said. "So we frenz yet!?!" Ponkeh asked. "No." Twilit said. "Oh..." "Fine but I'm leaving for home" "By da way, I cam to collct ur rent munz" said Cooestia. "Wel it no worth it to pay to sty on day. I guess I liv her now" Twilit replied as she handed Cooestia the money. They had a great sun festival for the rest of the day and twilit sleeped.
