Hollstein One shots

Mario Kart *

"Laura, I am not playing Mario Kart with you." Carmilla said again.

"Come on, Carm!" Laura begged, "It'll be fun!"

Carmilla was not convinced that this game would be 'fun'.

"We are playing this." She said, getting up and walking over to the TV and placing the disc in the Wii.

She walked back over and handed Carmilla the controller and took one herself.

Carmilla sighed, "I don't even know how to play, creampuff."

"I'll teach you." Carmilla knew she wasn't going to change her mind so she let out a resigned sigh and gave in.

"Fine."

Laura let out a squeal and gave the instructions to Carmilla. "Hold it sideways and press two to go. Tilt it to turn. Use B to shoot things at people."

"Hmm," Carmilla hummed, "Now what's this?" She asked when the prompt to choose a character came up.

   "Pick which character you wanna race as!" Laura exclaimed as she immediately chose Baby Daisy.

   Carmilla made a face as her eyes scanned over the screen, "This dude seems cool."

"Seriously? Bowser?" Laura snorted. "You're so predictable."

  "Whatever, spaz." Carmilla scoffed.

"Now pick the cart you wanna drive!" Laura exclaimed. Carmilla chose a random one to move things along.

"Alright so we're racing online which means it's against real people so it's not that easy," Laura said.

~*~

"All of these people are dimwits," Carmilla said as she got hit with another green shell and had four people fly by her, "Are you fucking kidding me?" She yelled as she started to drive and got hit by a bullet.

Laura was next to her, biting her lip, trying not to laugh.

~*~

"Why the frilly hell do I keep getting hit by these lackwits and you don't?" She grumbled as she got hit by a red shell.

"Maybe because I'm actually really good at this game," Laura said smugly.

"Yeah, yeah, Cupcake." She said as she rolled her eyes at Laura's smug expression.

~*~

"Oh my god!" Carmilla yelled when someone with a star purposely ran into her, flipping her off the edge again, "I am going to kill these imbeciles!"

Laura snorted and that snort turned into a laugh when she saw the warning of a red shell approaching Carmilla.

"No no no no no, NO!" Carmilla yelled again as she got hit again, "Goddamnit!"

A moment later the race was over and she was still on the ground, "Are you fucking- oh my fucking god."

~*~

"I hate this game. I'm never going to win. I haven't finished passed eighth place this whole time." Carmilla sighed.

~*~

"I swear to god if anyone hits me with anything..." Carmilla warned. She was actually in 1st place. Laura was in last due to getting hit by a lightning strike. And a shell. And she slipped on a few bananas.

"What the- did you do that?" Carmilla exclaimed as she blew up, "I fucking saw it fly out of your hand you little asshole I can't believe you just blue shelled me!" She said, punching Laura's shoulder.

"Ow!" Laura laughed, "You take this way too seriously!"

"You've won, like, ten times! Jerk," Carmilla sighed, "The finish line was like five seconds away."

"I'm sorry, Carm." Laura said, leaning over to kiss her cheek, "We can take a break. You may not be that good at this game but, you are amazing at that other game we like to play..."

~*~

A/N : this one was inspired by a fanfic on archiveofourown.org
i forgot the name whoops

also, thanks for 300+ reads omg xgxgdh :D