Take a Chill Pill - Assorted Be More Chill Stuff

Parent Drabble

Jeremy and Michael adopt an adorable bouncing baby girl.
She calls them both dad. It's only a little confusing.
Jeremy brushes her hair every day and Michael braids it.
Auntie Christine! She adores the kid and helps her put on little plays in the backyard for her dads.
She's a cute little gamer girl who goes as a different video game character for Halloween every year. When she was four it was Luigi only because Michael was already going as Mario.
Jeremy will call her by her real name most of the time, but will also call her Sweetheart and Bug and Buttercup and other cute simple nicknames.
Michael calls her anything but her real name, often making a reference to one of a multitude of old games and movies.
Jeremy and Michael never remember to watch their language around her, so this adorable little girl goes to kindergarten with the mouth of a sailor.
Her dads are called into the principal's office on the first day of school because of this.
They can both give her advice about boys when she grows up. It's up to Jeremy's best guess if/when she starts asking about girls.
They both freak out when puberty hits because they don't know how to deal with a little girl's first period. Christine helps a lot with that.
Her friends make fun of her for liking video games and having two dads, but she just flips them off and finds new people to play with. Michael cries with pride when he finds out.
She's been drinking soda since she was three, so don't even ask about the dentist bills.
She's a little rascal like Michael, but also overly careful like Jeremy, meaning she'd climb on all the furniture but always know when to stop to avoid getting hurt.
She has more artistic talent than her dads combined, so the fridge is coated in her scribbles.
By the age of twelve, she's beaten most of their video game records. They're both a little salty.