One tree hill Quotes

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Season 1 episode 1-
Pilot-
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Haley: What is up? I was attacked by a flock of crows last week! I'm totally serious!
Lucas: By the way, it's a murder.
Haley: What?
Lucas: More than one crow is a murder.
Haley: I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Lucas: A parliament of owls, an exultation of larks, a murder of crows.
Haley: I think that is why people think you're weird, right there.
Lucas: I would like to show him sometimes though, what a mistake he's made.
Haley: Dan?
Lucas: Mostly for mom, and sometimes for me.
Haley: So Luke, what are ravens? I mean, more than one.
Lucas: An unkindness.
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Season 1 episode 1-
Pilot-
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Lucas: Can I ask you a question?
Peyton: It's a free country...
Lucas: Why are you a cheerleader? I mean, no offense or anything, but you're about the least cheery person I know. ... Come on, let me give you a ride. I'll let you insult me.
Peyton: First of all, you don't know me. Second of all, you don't know me. God, why are guys such jerks?
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(Naley first meet)
Season 1 episode 3-
Are you true?
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Nathan: Hey.
Haley: Can I help you?
Nathan: I hope so. You're my tutor.
Haley: Right, I don't think so.
Nathan: You're Haley James, right?
Haley: I'm sorry. I'm best friends with Lucas.
Nathan: Well, then I'm sorry too.
Haley: Forget it, I'll find you someone else.
Nathan: Look, there is no one else. All right? I'd be fine with it if there was.
Haley: If there were.
Nathan: See, you're helping me already.
Haley: Look, I can't help you. And on top of that, I won't help you. Okay?
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Season 1 episode 3-
Are you true?-
-----------------------------------------Lucas: [Throws a can of spray paint at Nathan] You left that at the court.
Nathan: I don't know what you're talking about.
Lucas: You'll need that to paint over your title in the gym 'cause I'm taking it.
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Season 1 episode 4-
Crash into you-
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Haley: Yeah, this is my house. Um... we're staying here while we renovate the mansion.
Nathan: [Laughs] It's not like I was trying to show off.
Haley: Wasn't that your default setting? Sorry.
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Season 1 episode 5-
Where I end and you began (aka- All that you can't leave behind) -
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Nathan: You know, me and Peyton broke up.
Haley: Peyton and I.
Nathan: What, she broke up with you, too? I just, I didn't know she was gonna take it this hard. She went off on Brooke at practice. I'm kinda worried about her.
Haley: Well, maybe you should have worried more about her when you were together. I'm sorry, but come on, it's true.
Nathan: No, you don't know the first thing about Peyton and I.
Haley: Me and Peyton.
Nathan: Whatever.
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Season 1 episode 6-
Every night is another story-
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Brooke: Nathan just gave her the nod.
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "lets hook up after the game" nod. [Pause] Wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl. But I think tutor girl likes Lucas. And I know I like Lucas. And I don't know who the hell you like anymore. This is all turning into one big love .. rectangle plus one, whatever that is...
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Every night is another story-
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Brooke: [after taking pain medication] That's perfect. Brooke can come with us!
Haley: [to Peyton] Yeah, she named me Brooke.
Brooke: Peyton, can she come? Please? Peyton, please!
Peyton: Just don't touch the stereo. Or we'll have a problem.
Brooke: Road trip! [Throws her pompoms] We're going on a road trip! We're going on a road trip!
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Life in a Glass house-
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Nathan: Why is the coach so easy with you, Jagielski?
Jake: We party together.
Tim: Maybe they're lovers.
Nathan: [to Tim] Why? Did you two break up?
----------------------------------------Season 1 episode 8-
The search for something more-
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Brooke: What's your idea of your perfect date?
Haley: Watching you get hit by a bus.
Brooke: And a sense of humor. Nathan's really lucky.
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Season 1 episode 8-
The search for something more-
--------------------------------------[Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him]
Haley: Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: [runs over to Haley] Wait, Haley, look, I need to apologize, okay?
Haley: You should buy 'em in bulk if you're gonna hand apologies out that often.
Nathan: Look will you just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you
Haley: What does that mean?
Nathan: All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you, I just...I don't wanna be that guy any more.
Haley: Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Haley: You should've thought of that last night... You know I keep... I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it and it's probably a good thing because at this point there is nothing that you can say or do that's gonna surprise me.
[Nathan kisses her]
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that, Nathan.
Nathan: But I wanted to.
Haley: Yeah.
[jumps onto Nathan and starts kissing him]
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You've got to got there to come back-
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Lucas: It's not that hard. Peyton and I just don't make sense as a couple. She said so herself.
Haley: And then took it back!
Lucas: What are you, her lawyer?
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You've got to got there to come back-
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Haley: If my parents come home, I'm going to act like I have amnesia, so don't freak out if I pretend not to know you.
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The living years-
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Lucas: You're sure your parents won't come home?
Brooke: They could, but this isn't their jacuzzi.
Lucas: Brooke, whose house is this?
Brooke: I don't know. Does it matter?
----------------------------------------Season 1 episode 13-
Hanging by a moment-
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Doctor: [about Lucas] He's going to need surgery.
Dan: Do whatever you need to do.
Doctor: You're his legal guardian?
Dan: He's my son.
----------------------------------------Season 1 episode 20-
What is and should never be-
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Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit, let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me because even your fantasy of me isn't interested in you.