One tree hill Quotes

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Haley: (to Brooke) OK, listen, sister. I joined cheerleading and I stayed in this stupid draft because of who, YOU. Now I am this close to getting an actual date with Nathan so if you don't suck it up and go out with Chris Keller I swear the only puss infected sores you're gonna be licking are your own when I get through with you. Do you get it? OK great, we're going.

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Brooke: Hi. Backstabbing supposed-to-be best friend and all.

Peyton: Hi. Forgot to say good morning sneery grouch-a lot.

Rachel: I am out of here over possessive best friends with weird lesbian energy, and Haley..

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Chase- Naughty sarcastic identical twin angels...but still

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[brooke and Peyton are hugging]

Brooke- I wanna have a baby.

Peyton- With me?

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Skills- I'm taking my dog for a run.

Mouth- You got a dog?

Skills- No you my dog...dog

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Julian- there's a dead guy in my sound stage.

Dan- he's not dead. He's just...oh I guess he could be dead by now.

Julian- I can't go to prison, okay. You said it yourself, they'll like me there.

Dan- your not going to prison.

Julian- I have a family.

Dan- nobody is going to prison. Will you just calm down?

Besides were the only two people that know about this.

[Chris Keller comes up behind them]

Chris Keller- Is that guy dead?

Dan- okay maybe three people know...Four, counting Haley.

Julian- We're going to jail.

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Dan- how'd you know how to find us here?

Chris Keller- Haley. I followed her lat night. By the way she was looking super fine-

Dan- Why?

Chris Keller- I don't know she was wearing this little mini skirt and these boots-

Dan- Why would you follow her?

Chris Keller- oh I was worried about her...and Nate so I saw you guys drag the dead body-

Julian- he's not dead. Don't say dead.

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Dan- What about you peacock?

Chris Keller- Chris Keller needs a little more time.

Dan- We don't have time.

Chris Keller- Okay, fine. I'll help but Chris Keller wants to go on record saying Chris Keller doesn't like this.

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Nathan- No it's just friends and family.

Dan- I didn't know I had either.

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Clay- Dude you were kidnapped.

Nathan- Dude your a father.

Nathan- I was kidnapped

Clay- I'm a father.

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Producer- Fine you two wanna find a new replacement anchor. Be my guest.

[Mouth and Millie look at each other]

Mouth and Millie- Skills

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Peyton- Seriously, your egging my house!

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Alex- No I don't like that.

Brooke-Why?

Alex- uh first of all it's purple. When I was a little girl there was this dinosaur thing and it totally freaked me out and it was purple.

Brooke- You mean Barney.

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Jamie- Mom was named after a cat?

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Quinn- Brooke are you okay?

[Brooke points at the tv]

Brooke- Please tell that munchkin to stop looking at me

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Haley- These leftovers are so good. I'm such a good cook.

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Chuck- [in a squeaky voice]

Naughty Naughty.

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Quinn- You open up that locker, CRAZY GIRL inside. You go to sleep at night, guess who's under that bed, CRAZY GIRL. You get in the backseat of that car and guess who's there, CRAZY GIRL.

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Keith- No, no I'm fine I just love sleeping in jail cells.

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Cop- We also know you bought a gun.

Keith- Oh my god was Dan shot?

Oh wait. No, no it was a fire.

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Cop- Why did you come back to tree hill?

Keith- 'Cause I live here.

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Dan- Are you ready to confess?

Keith- Yeah. Okay, okay I confess. I I'm bought a bottle of liquor, I was just so thirsty, I'm sorry Dan. Can you bet forgive me?

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Jamie- In moms defence, Nanny Carrie had that one coming.