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Ok wth
idk what is going on now
stuff grammar
Let's start!
Look at the picture, lol, it's hilarious here's the link not mine k.
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"Hey, say, Dent, have you ever tried being a "Supernaturals Sommelier?"
Ash posed an actually smart idea one tiring afternoon. The day was drawing to an end, even having passed "team-rocket-o-clock" as our heroes often put it.
"Well, no, Satoshi. How could such a profession exist?" countered Dento, bemused.
"Of course it can!" Iris hotly retorted, however, lacking her "little kid" line (I mean, Cilan was 4 years older, but whatev).
"Little kid.." Ash murmured under his breath in a way of mocking Iris.
"Don't mock you - you - you little infant!"
Ash facepalmed. (That's rare)
"Alright then, Dent, how about being a dragon connoisseur?"
Said man's ears almost perked up as the idea hit him.
"That's such a good idea!" both Iris and Cilan squealed, Cilan of course more reserved, but excited all the same.
"Hmmm.... wait, maybe tomorrow... we have to camp now." said Cilan.
~ Author-Chan is lazy! ~
"IIIIIIIIT'S DRAGON TIME!" shook awake the crew pretty well.
"W-Whoah, Cilan?" Iris was awake pretty fast.
"Cilan, what the..."
Ash whited out!
"Such a little kid..." muttered Iris. She turned her attention back to Cilan, and gaped.
"Wooww, Cilan, you look so cool!" she mumbled. She stared - Cilan looked quite regal in Lance's cape, though it must've been a fan copy.
"Marry me..." she mumbled, and Cilan smirked boyishly.
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"And that's what would happen!" finished Cilan. Just a bit after he finished, he felt a shiver go down his spine. The air behind him seemed to drop to subzero.
"Wait, wth?" muttered Iris.
"CILAN, GET THE HELL BACK HERE I DO NOT FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE IN ANY WAY"
Cilan whited out!
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Pokemon Drabbles and Oneshots!
FanfictionThe title. Duh. The first 10 or so are quite bad, skip them (and spare my dignity). Flames used to power my electric fire.
