Booty Calls

<<Synopsis>>

BLURB

In which butt-dialing with strangers becomes a new trend.

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COPYRIGHT

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*slowly removes shades* I can trust you people... right?

COOLBEANS! (thanks Shmingelton)

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INSPIRATION

Honestly... thanks to @PeculiarityPrincesa I finally have something to write on here while I'm procrastinating *COUGH* I MEAN WORKING on Warm Bodies and Lighters and Cigars :) Also, I want to thank my immature brain for thinking about butts in class while working on an assignment. That is all <3

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EPIGRAPH

"You don't want to know the amount of strength it takes just to press digits with your ass"

-You'll Find Out Sooner or Later

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PROGRESS

[started writing: August 28, 2017]

[First post: August 29, 2017]

[status: failing in class]

[updates: probably everyday after 3:50 pm] probably...