"don't you have anything better to do than to butt dial me?"
"Other than making booty calls a hobby? Nope."
"*Sigh* what do you want?"
"My parents went out to dinner so I'm stuck here alone. Bored"
"Why didn't they take you?"
"Oh uh. I dunno. They never exactly take me anywhere."
"Wait are you like... Homeschooled?"
"All my life."
"Sounds depressing..."
"Eh. There are worse things in my life."
"Like what?"
"Oh goodie! Food's here. I have to go now."
"Wait, I've never gotten your—"
CALL ENDED
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