"I'm doing homework."
"And I'm flossing."
"How?"
"*Snorts* someone doesn't know how to keep their teeth clean."
"Duh I know what flossing is, you butt-dialing freak."
"Ouch."
"How are you flossing and talking?"
"Who said I was flossing?"
"You just said you were..."
"Said I was what?"
"..."
CALL ENDED
"OH! He meant flossing."
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A/N:
Um...
I have no explanation for this.
But Lynx is cool, yeah?
~UnexpectedJinx
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