"Hello?"
"It's me..."
"Yeah, I know."
"I was wondering if after all these butt dials you'd like to meet..."
"Uh—"
"To go over everything."
"Please leave Adele out of this."
"HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!"
"Please—"
"I MUST'VE BUTT DIALED A THOUSAND TIMES!!!!"
"To tell you I'm gonna hang up in your face if this continues."
"Ah, didn't know you could sing."
"Yelling through the phone isn't considered singing..."
"..."
"Yeah, no."
CALL ENDED
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sometimes you just gotta dance
And when I dance...
I like to pop my back
Lynx is a good dancer too!
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