*Please leave the message after the beep*
"Didn't know you have a girlfriend in your life."
*Please leave a message after the beep*
"Well... Did."
*Please leave a message after the beep*
"That was horrible. Sorry. I'll butt dial you another time, I guess."
*Please leave a message after the beep*
"I wonder if you're looking down at your phone in disappointment."
*Please leave a message after the beep*
"Correction—me."
*Please leave a message after the beep*
"Next time I'll sing to you to brighten your day!"
*Please leave a message after the beep*
"I better stop before your voicemail box gets full."
*Voicemail full*
"Whoops. I just wanted to say goodnight."
💮💮💮
Well well well well well ..
Look who freaking DECIDED TO UPDATE AFTER 30 YEARS???
But on a side note, all of this was already written out :) I just... It's tiring typing it on my phone and having to bold stuff and center stuff and E, I, E, I O....
But thanks everyone for still being here and supporting this crappy depressed pile of garbage girl :')
I'm honestly thankful for people like you, and with that... I'd like to say...
Lynx are top-notch cool🌱
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Short Story"Hello?" "I butt-dialed your number with my gluteus maximus." "..." Call Ended ---- All Rights Reserved © 2017 Booty Call By @UnexpectedJinx
