"You've just set a world record for butt-dialing the same number six times in a row."
"I had broken the record when I called you twice in a row."
"Congrats."
"Thank my butt. She deserves all the credit."
"I gave her a gentle bow."
"You shall be rewarded with a kiss."
"*Coughs loudly* Uh, no... That won't be necessary."
"*Gasps* What?"
"I, Victor Harper, reject your butt kiss."
"*Sniffs* Just like they do in all the werewolf books I read. Why must men do this? You don't have the balls to fall in love do you?!"
"Wait... What does this have to do with me declining a smooch from your cheeks?"
"WELL FUUUCK YOU AND YOUR WEREDOGGY BALLS!"
"Uh... Okay. I recommend you sleep more. Improve your mental health."
"My butt disowns you."
"That's perfectly fine. No butt-kissing is A Okay."
"You don't know what you're missing."
"And I don't know when I'll ever want to find out."
CALL ENDED
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A/N:
Like... I agree with the girl on this one, hands down. Boys, you don't know what you're missing!
That gif explains what I have in my bank account right now. :')... (Feel free to drop off a free hug here)
But Lynx is cool, yeah?
~UnexpectedJinx
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