The bouncer

Part 5

"My wife has been cheating on me for quite some time and whenever I even think about getting a divorce she fakes a pregnancy."

"What the hell?"

"Yeah. I don't know what would happen if one of these times she actually is."

"Here's what you do. You tell her if this one is another fake you two are getting divorced. You buy a pregnancy test and have her take it in front of you. Then you don't let the test out of sight until the results are in."

"That's actually a good idea, how have I not thought about it?"

"No idea."

"But she moved in with me."

"Did you get a prenup?"

"Yeah, her dad said it would be a good idea."

"That's never a good sign."

"I wasn't thinking much back then."

"Let's go get all that stuff."

"What?"

"They are going to be in there for at least another hour. They are definitely the nap after sex type."

"Yeah."

"So let's go get the pregnancy test and apple juice."

"Apple juice?"

"Helps you need to go pee faster plus I'm craving some." We get up.

"Still a little?" He chuckles.

"Ddlg is not a phase!" I basically scream.

"I know I'm sorry for thinking it was back then."

"It's fine."

"No it's not."

"Lucio it's in the past. Just forget it." I put my over my head and sigh.

"What happened to you?" Shit. I'm wearing a short sleeve shirt today.

"Nothing." I wrap my arms around myself. (btw CUTS FROM SIDE TO SIDE ON THE WRIST IS NOT FOR ATTENTION! IT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE BUT MOST COMMON IS TO RELIEVE THE BAD FEELINGS AND PAIN THEY HAVE AND REPLACE IT WITH THE SIMPLE PAIN ON THEIR WRIST! THIS DOESN'T MEAN THEY WANTED TO DIE OR TO GET ATTENTION)

"It's not nothing." I turn my head to the side so I see less of him. "Please let me see." He slowly reaches for my arms and removes them from my waist. His fingers slide across every scar I have. "Some of these are recent, very recent. What's been going on that made you do this."

"A lot."

"Please tell me."