Even though this fic is over, I want you all to know that on August 4th, 2017, I went with my chums to see emoji in theaters.
It truly was "an adventure beyond words."
I brought my spidget finner to the theater and had a great time memeing that shit with them.
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Also, you have no clue how awkward it is to have to walk up to the ticket guy and say, "hey uh.... Can I get one ticket to the emoj- (wheeze) to the emoji movie please?"