The Loser Lounge™

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Eren Jaeger glared angrily at her fiancee, Jackass.

"ERIN I'M SO SORRY PLWASE FORGIVE ME"

Erin was filled with rage.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EMOJISEXUAL, YOU DISGUST ME AND YOU'RE GOING TO HE'LL, 😡" She screamed as she threw the Shit Emoji throw pillow™ from the bed they used to share at him. it bounced off his forehead as she stormed out of their house and out of his life.


Jack choked back a sob,,😭😭

"There there," Gnene said as he patted the YouTuber's back comfortingly. "I know what'll make you feel better' he said.

"What" and with tbat Gene snapped his fingers and they had been transported somewhere else.

John took in his surroundings while a random high-five emoji with a bandaid approached him.

✋"Welcome to the Loser Lounge™ where the emojis that never get used hang out." 


Jack could now clearly see it was a lounge of some sort with a bunch of stupid fucking emojis that no one ever never uses. Except for the 🍆🍆eggplant. The 🍆eggplant's🍆 presence in the Loser Lounge™ puzzled him.

Then an emoji with blue hair and a beanie walked up

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Then an emoji with blue hair and a beanie walked up.

Jailbreak the emoji went batshit crazy

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Jailbreak the emoji went batshit crazy. "GENE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN" 🤔

"Um in the human world increasing suicide rates 😎🔫where u been the past 12 months bitch"

"Is that a HUMAN??" She screames

"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HUMANS THAT'S AGIANST THE LAW YOU JACKASS" shouted the bee emoji🐝🐝🐝

"Stfu no one likes you Barry" the Aubergine🍆🍆 said finally

😒Gene took his date's hand into the bathroom as one of the shit emojis💩 were on their way out.

😒"Boy something stinks in here," said Gene

"It's me" said the shit emoji 💩

It walked out of the bathroom,,

"Gene isn't that a little racist" jack said

"John Patrick Douglass you listen to me,  he's a self-aggrandizing bastard who thinks he can get away with not washing his hands just by using that stupid 'I'm #2 and I'm also the shit emoji💩' joke every time he uses the toilet. Also it's literally the fucking💩,💩 shit emoji, personified to fill a silver screen and to show that sometimes people have a lot of money and basically nothing else so they decide to spend 50 million dollars on a movie that's more cancerous than the yellow demons that took over the Despicable Me franchise because they don't have anything better to do with the money like feed starving homeless people or go on a vacation"

"Okay" said Jake "wanna fuck" 👉👌

Gene😒 the Meh Emoji then shoved Forehead into the bathroom stall.

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