Our very own president of these United States. It was Trump, the man, the meme, the disappointment. He was in his office when suddenly, Jailbreak had jail-BROKEN down the door to the room and plopped down in a chair.
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"DONELD I NEED YUOR HELP"
"Aren't you that emoji that doesn't exist in real life from that shitty fucking movie about emojis?"
"UNIMPORTANT THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE BUT JUST YOU WAIT"
just kidding, she didn't actually say that because she's not garbage for that fucking musical. Unlike you, my dear reader.
What she actually said was, "DOOTDALD I NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE GENE THE MEH EMOJI JEALOUS"
"okay," he said, "I guess since I'm not really doing much good for my country anyway, I really have no reputation to lose"
So Jailbreak and Donald set to work.
Meanwhile Gene and John were getting freaky in a nasty motel room with one of those sex mirrors on the ceiling.
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And things grt heated.
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Mikey had just gotten out of the hospital too, and was being escorted home by Gerard's boyfriend Frank. Just then, Mikey started having flashbacks of Jacob Clitorious's ear rape and aged 10 years at once.
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After Jack Dickless had finished pulling his clothes back on, Gene got a text from Donald.
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"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING WiTH MY EX" Gene exclaimed
"Wait she's your ex"
"Jackhn I'm sorry i think i still have feelings for her" he said looking at an old pic of her on his phone,,,
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John slapped the phone oit of his hand and ran away crying
Genitalia cried too, now that his boyfrend had left him for good to continue pursuing a life of unemployment as a YouTuber.
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