Ho-Oh: You wanna play?
Lugia: Not if it's Chinese checkers.
Suicune: [yelling] UGH. IT'S OTHELLO!
Lugia: I DO NOT LIKE SHAKESPEARE!!!!!
Raikou: I don't think Suicune meant the play. I think he was talking about the board game.
Entei: [walks into room] Oh, THAT Othello.
Celebi:[F🅰©e🅿🅰lⓂ] I am too riled up to carry coals.
Deoxys: 🅾h, [bleep].
Darkrai: This isn't gonna end well...
Lugia: I am SO outta here.
Mewtwo: Seriously, guys?!? This board game is becoming an apple of discord between you nutcases!!!!
Arceus: Mewtwo's got a point.
Giratina: I wanna play!
Dialga: Don't warp the playing pieces into the Distortion World, capisce?
Palkia: Yeah, remember when you warped the pieces for Victini's gemstone Parcheesi set into the Distortion World?
Xerneas: You had to be there, Yveltal.
Yveltal: Whaa?
Zygarde: I heard it cost 250 octillion Pokédollars.
Jirachi: Actually, it was £2000
Victini: The less said about it, the better, Palkia. Giratina still owes me 2000 British dollars.
Reshiram: Victini's still mad about her game.
Zekrom: She still makes grounded vids out of Giratina for that.
Articuno: [rolls her eyes]
Cresselia: I am busy trying to pwn N's dad's butt because Ghetsis is a son of a female dog.
Kyurem: Shut up, we all know that Plasma jerk is a retarded segregation advocate.
Necrozma: Lighten up, would ya?
Groudon: I don't get it.
Kyogre: Yeah, that pun didn't shed any light on the situation.
Rayquaza: This argument is dragon on and on.
Regice: Chill out, okay?
Regirock: Not to rock the boat, but...
Meloetta: ...EVERYONE CAUGHT IN THE STRUGGLE...
Regice/Regirock: TAKE IT DOWN A TONE, MELOETTA!
Registeel: Stop. It. Now.~
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Mewtwo's Child
FanfictionAfter Hurricane Patricia struck Andromeda Twinkleflower and her partner Bulby, everything has changed. Patricia's silent strike across Kanto has claimed the lives of most of Andromeda's family, including her parents, as well as 151 shorthanded resi...
