jeongguk's birthday or whatever

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It's my son's birthday - Seokjin
Finally 20 - Yoongi
HoeSuckMyDick - Hoseok
NyamShoo - Namjoon
Birthday Boyfriend - Jimin
TaeHangMe - Taehyung
Birthday Boy - Jeongguk
Jogging - Kai

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Birthday Boy
yo give me gifts motherfuckers

Birthday Boyfriend

jeongguk calm yourself

i gave you a present, myself :')

Birthday Boy
jimin you're not the gift i was looking for...

but i do love you. 

Birthday Boyfriend
i love you too xo

Finally 20
why are hoseok, namjoon and taehyung not matching usernames im

we agreed on this come on

you don't bail from things like these 

NyamSoo
i can't even explain what my username is meant to be

TaeHangMe
i forgot then ran out of ideas

It's my son's birthday
wow y'all are rUDE

Birthday Boyfriend
i kNOw jeongguk deserves the whole, happy birthday bro go suck a dick <3

Birthday Boy
can i suck yours?

Birthday Boyfriend
sure

Birthday Bro
i didn't expect you to agree im

Birthday Boyfriend
two to the one to the one to the three

Birthday Bro
I LIKE GOOD PUSSY AND I LIKE GOOD CHEESE

Birthday Boyfriend
it's tree, not cheese

It's my son's birthday
i

TaeHangMe
well damn our comeback huh

Birthday Boyfriend
indeed, it's so far away but like,, ehh

TaeHangMe
SO FARRRR AWAY i love suran

Finally 20
pardon

TaeHangMe
eek but i love yoongi more

Finally 20
i'd hope so

HoeSuckMyDick
I LIKE DUDUDUDUDUDU

YOU LIKE DUDUDUDUDUDU

WE LIKE DUDUDUDUDUDU

DUDUDUDUDUDUDU

WE ARE PRISTIN WE WE ARE PRISTIN

TINA TINA TINA NAE MAM NEOMU TIGANA

AY OH AH ALOHA JEOMDEO DAGAGA WANNA MAKE YOU MAKE YOU MINE, YEAH

Finally 20
oh my god eek

Birthday Boy
i love pristin so so much goodbye

HoeSuckMyDick
as do i goodbye

bless them they deserve the world

Finally 20
y'all can shut up im

HoeSuckMyDick
hoNKI JONKI HUEEEEEEEEEE

also did you see that comment about eunwoo being called a female minseok

eunwoo, baby girl, i am so sorry an ugly bitch would ever say that.

Finally 20
tf exo > pristin anyway wyd lass

HoeSuckMyDick
uhh pristin aren't problematic thank you

Finally 20
well, exo are still better

and they aren't problematic shut your gg stan ass down

HoeSuckMyDick
wRONG

but anyway happy birthday jungkook <3

Finally 20

yeah that's what this was about

HoeSuckMyDick
im

NyamShoo

okay but. me

HoeSuckMyDick
okay but. nobody asked

NyamShoo

wow that's rude

HoeSuckMyDick

i'd care if it was your birthday but it's not so

NyamShoo
not yet anyway

Birthday Boy
wow i see how it is.

Jogging
who said exo was problematic

HoeSuckMyDick

y'all are problematic hoes

Jogging
boI

HoeSuckMyDick
you literally-

Jogging
i what now

HoeSuckMyDick

you disrespected gfriend's dancing pfft

Jogging
opinions ??

HoeSuckMyDick
keep them to your motherfucking self, hunty :)

bts > exo

Jogging
i mean you're from bts so of course you'd-

HoeSuckMyDick

super junior > exo

Jogging
that's too far, suju are like ,, the most problematic group sigh

HoeSuckMyDick
i guess it runs in the entertainment

Jogging
damn okay

HoeSuckMyDick
yes so get your sm ass out of here

Jogging
i okay how rude

HoeSuckMyDick has kicked Jogging

Finally 20

wait kai was here???

HoeSuckMyDick

we got sidetracked. happy birthday jungkook we love you

NyamShoo
happy birthday, son

It's my son's birthday

hueeeeee

HoeSuckMyDick
HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NyamShoo

guys let's go play cards against humanity 

HoeSuckMyDick
ooh okay

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sigh hello -Alyeo

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