It's my son's birthday - Seokjin
Finally 20 - Yoongi
HoeSuckMyDick - Hoseok
NyamShoo - Namjoon
Birthday Boyfriend - Jimin
TaeHangMe - Taehyung
Birthday Boy - Jeongguk
Jogging - Kai
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Birthday Boy
yo give me gifts motherfuckers
Birthday Boyfriend
jeongguk calm yourself
i gave you a present, myself :')
Birthday Boy
jimin you're not the gift i was looking for...
but i do love you.
Birthday Boyfriend
i love you too xo
Finally 20
why are hoseok, namjoon and taehyung not matching usernames im
we agreed on this come on
you don't bail from things like these
NyamSoo
i can't even explain what my username is meant to be
TaeHangMe
i forgot then ran out of ideas
It's my son's birthday
wow y'all are rUDE
Birthday Boyfriend
i kNOw jeongguk deserves the whole, happy birthday bro go suck a dick <3
Birthday Boy
can i suck yours?
Birthday Boyfriend
sure
Birthday Bro
i didn't expect you to agree im
Birthday Boyfriend
two to the one to the one to the three
Birthday Bro
I LIKE GOOD PUSSY AND I LIKE GOOD CHEESE
Birthday Boyfriend
it's tree, not cheese
It's my son's birthday
i
TaeHangMe
well damn our comeback huh
Birthday Boyfriend
indeed, it's so far away but like,, ehh
TaeHangMe
SO FARRRR AWAY i love suran
Finally 20
pardon
TaeHangMe
eek but i love yoongi more
Finally 20
i'd hope so
HoeSuckMyDick
I LIKE DUDUDUDUDUDU
YOU LIKE DUDUDUDUDUDU
WE LIKE DUDUDUDUDUDU
DUDUDUDUDUDUDU
WE ARE PRISTIN WE WE ARE PRISTIN
TINA TINA TINA NAE MAM NEOMU TIGANA
AY OH AH ALOHA JEOMDEO DAGAGA WANNA MAKE YOU MAKE YOU MINE, YEAH
Finally 20
oh my god eek
Birthday Boy
i love pristin so so much goodbye
HoeSuckMyDick
as do i goodbye
bless them they deserve the world
Finally 20
y'all can shut up im
HoeSuckMyDick
hoNKI JONKI HUEEEEEEEEEE
also did you see that comment about eunwoo being called a female minseok
eunwoo, baby girl, i am so sorry an ugly bitch would ever say that.
Finally 20
tf exo > pristin anyway wyd lass
HoeSuckMyDick
uhh pristin aren't problematic thank you
Finally 20
well, exo are still better
and they aren't problematic shut your gg stan ass down
HoeSuckMyDick
wRONG
but anyway happy birthday jungkook <3
Finally 20
yeah that's what this was about
HoeSuckMyDick
im
NyamShoo
okay but. me
HoeSuckMyDick
okay but. nobody asked
NyamShoo
wow that's rude
HoeSuckMyDick
i'd care if it was your birthday but it's not so
NyamShoo
not yet anyway
Birthday Boy
wow i see how it is.
Jogging
who said exo was problematic
HoeSuckMyDick
y'all are problematic hoes
Jogging
boI
HoeSuckMyDick
you literally-
Jogging
i what now
HoeSuckMyDick
you disrespected gfriend's dancing pfft
Jogging
opinions ??
HoeSuckMyDick
keep them to your motherfucking self, hunty :)
bts > exo
Jogging
i mean you're from bts so of course you'd-
HoeSuckMyDick
super junior > exo
Jogging
that's too far, suju are like ,, the most problematic group sigh
HoeSuckMyDick
i guess it runs in the entertainment
Jogging
damn okay
HoeSuckMyDick
yes so get your sm ass out of here
Jogging
i okay how rude
HoeSuckMyDick has kicked Jogging
Finally 20
wait kai was here???
HoeSuckMyDick
we got sidetracked. happy birthday jungkook we love you
NyamShoo
happy birthday, son
It's my son's birthday
hueeeeee
HoeSuckMyDick
HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NyamShoo
guys let's go play cards against humanity
HoeSuckMyDick
ooh okay
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sigh hello -Alyeo
