BTS Texts

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moohaha: Jin

syub: Yoongi

ripmon: Namjoon

hoshiki: Hoseok

mangae: Jimin

taitai: Taehyung

musclepig: Jungkook

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syub:

so no ones gonna mention namjoons old song

its okay i get it.

he's funnier, he's skinnier, he's prettier

I wouldn't choose my audition either.

moohaha:

jesus christ

taitai:

Peter 3;9

'Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult. On the contrary, repay evil with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing'

musclepig:

excuse me

hoshiki:

basically

mangae:

they were both pretty shit

ripmon:

mine was amazing and u know it

musclepig:

shut up old man

moohaha:

shut up mr. croissant

hoshiki:

if life is unfair to everyone

then isnt life fair???

moohaha:

i am this close to beiing done

d o  n e

musclepig:

get namjoon to give u smth

a lil wham bam

thank u mam

syubsyub:

i have done mistaken

i have done mistake very big

ripmon:

what

syubsyub:

aloha nerds

moohaha:

whats ging on

come back here

hoshikii:

ok

whos been listening to

cypher for the past hour

mangae:

are u seriously asking that

hoshiki:

ok its taehyung but

does he really have to be that loud

jfc

mangae:

welp

gotta blast lol

moohaha:

this gc gives me grey hairs

taitai:

ur an old man

its okay

its not your fault

moohaha:

he woun ds me guys

im WOUNDED

hoshiki:

good

moohaha:

i feel threatened.

i feel attacked.

my crops have now withered.

syub syub:

literally die.

syub syub has muted 'textual tension'

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based off literal conversations my dad, brother and I have had