Suga's a father?

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SwaggySuga:

Holy swit guys. I think I'm a father.

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

You think? 

SwaggySuga:

Mhm. I don't remember getting anyone pregnant, but..

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

Then you're not a father!

SwaggySuga:

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

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JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

That's you, isn't it?

SwaggySuga:

No, it's someone called 'Woozi', or something?

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

Oh, from SEVENTEEN! ^-^ Ok, that makes sense. He does look like you, Yoongi-hyung.

4DAlien:

SUGA-BABY IT'S TRUE AND I'M THE MOTHER JIMIN-HYUNG

SwaggySuga:

Wtf no you're not. if anyone is, it'd be jimin.

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

of course babe

SwaggySuga:

aye aye ~(o.o~)

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

of course<3

4DAlien:

SUGA-HYUNG, <3 SARANHAE, JIMIN-HYUNG WAS KISSING JIN-HYUNG YESTERDAY

SwaggySuga:

Idiot. Jimin wouldn't cheat, Tae. Isn't that right, Jimin<3?

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

Uh..well...

SwaggySuga:

Tae is2g.

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

Suga, Tae's right. I kissed Jin-hyung yesterday. we're dating now, sorry.

SwaggySuga:

Fuck off. No way.

JibootyGotJinHyungsJams:

Mhm. u have tae tho.

SwaggySuga:

Tae?

4DAlien:

Mwo?

SwaggySuga:

We're dating now.

4DAlien:

Nice.

4DAlien has changed his name to "SugaHyungsAlien".

SwaggySuga:

Nice, nice.

SugaHyungsAlien:

Gamsahamnida.

SwaggySuga:

Saranghae, Tae-babe.


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