Seokjin: SlutForNamjoon
Yoongi: MICDropThosePants
Hoseok: 8thMemberOfNCTDream
Namjoon: DimpleIsWorstSong
Jimin: ParkThisDick
Taehyung: ILoveJimin
Jungkook: TaehyungIsAWhore
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MICDropThosePants: what's up lads merry Christmas
SlutForNamjoon: It's. Not Christmas anymore Yoongi come on
8thMemberOfNCTDream: If Yoongi says it's Christmas, then its Christmas
TaehyungIsAWhore: That's not really how it works but whatever
ILoveJimin: My username is great isn't it, jungkook?
TaehyungIsAWhore: boi
ParkThisDick: wait what why
TaehyungIsAWhore: oi noodle boy
SlutForNamjoon: Noodle boy?
TaehyungIsAWhore: I don't know, I'm tired and angry
ParkThisDick: Same
DimpleIsWorstSong: Relatable
ParkThisDick: fight me I liked dimple
DimpleIsWorstSong: it was awful. Go Go, MIC Drop, Serendipity, and Best of Me >>>>>>>>>>> Billboard speech, Outro: Her, DNA, Dimple and Pied Piper.
ParkThisDick: Um,,, serendipity is the best song
DimpleIsWorstSong: It isn't even a full song, it's an intro
ParkThisDick: Exactly.
TaehyungIsAWhore: Anyway, Tae, care to explain?
ILoveJimin: Hey boy, liss.
TaehyungIsAWhore: Can Chaeyeon choke already, I hate her so much
ILoveJimin: That's not very nice, Chaeyeon is an angel
ParkThisDick: Wrong
DimpleIsWorstSong: I love Jung Chaeyeon with my whole heart, but the rest of DIA deserve to be popular also
SlutForNamjoon: Big fat retweet
8thMemberOfNCTDream: Ki Heehyun deserves the world
TaehyungIsAWhore: AnYWAY,, I hate DNA
8thMemberOfNCTDream: Relatable it's so overplayed
ParkThisDick: Go Go and MIC Drop are slowly becoming annoying for me but not as annoying as DNA tbh
SlutForNamjoon: Can you believe Young Forever was a year ago, nearly two years ago
ParkThisDick: It was April. It's December.
SlutForNamjoon: I said nearly
ParkThisDick: It's five months
DimpleIsWorstSong: Technically, it's four
ParkThisDick: Geunyang, Geunyang
DimpleIsWorstSong: Disgusting
ParkThisDick: You did a cover of it
SlutForNamjon: Better than anything you could sing and he isn't even a singer, my boy a rapper
TaehyungIsAWhore: Leave Jimin alone
ILoveJimin: no
TaehyungIsAWhore: So no head?
ILoveJimin: no
TaehyungIsAWhore: FuCK
ParkThisDick: I see
8thMemberOfNCTDream: Taehyung and Jungkook aren't friends with benefits if that's what you're saying but does it really matter when: 12th girl is debuting
TaehyungIsAWhore: Who?
8thMemberOfNCTDream: 12th girl of LOONA
TaehyungIsAWhore: The group with the Stonehenge and the Illuminati sign??
ILoveJimin: I think so
8thMemberOfNCTDream: Yeah, we love legends
TaehyungIsAWhore: ODD EYE CIRCLE>>>> the others
8thMemberOfNCTDream: ODD EYE CIRLCE = LOONA 1/3 = Yves, Yeojin, GoWon, Chuu, check your privilege
ILoveJimin: Wrong, Loona 1/3 can suck my arse
SlutForNamjoon: In a good way?
ILoveJimin: no
TaehyungIsAWhore: That's,,, right
DimpleIsWorstSong: Y'all. Y'all. EXO are coming back soon!N!!!! Universe is going to be great I. Can feel it
TaehyungIsAWhore: Wasn't it supposed to be released on the 23rd??
SlutForNamjoon: we don't talk about that, son
ParkThisDick: ouch
ILoveJimin: Jungkook why now I'm sad
TaehyungIsAWhore: what
ILoveJimin: Was?
ParkThisDick: wAS IST DAS
ILoveJimin: Das ist nicht so gut.
ParkThisDick: Was? Jungkook ist sehr atraktiv, obwohl Yoongi ist wirklich hässlich.
MICDropThosePants: You know I can speak a bit of German, right?
ParkThisDick: Oh dear
MICDropThosePants: Jimin ist nicht so toll wie Hoseok. Hoseok is sehr toll, obwohl Jungkook ist nervig.
ParkThisDick: jungkook isn't,,,
TaehyungIsAWhore: Good thing I can't speak German, richtig? Anyway. Ich liebe Jimin, Weil er toll und attraktiv ist.
ParkThisDick: :')
MICDropThosePants: Yikes
SlutForNamjoon: mAKE ME FEEL SO HIGH MICHYEGESSEO, NAE MOMCHUL SUN OBSEO
DimpleIsWorstSong: YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO HIGH, I'M SO CRAZY
TaehyungIsAWhore: I'M FEELING SO ENERGETIC, ONEULBAM DURI, OUT OF CONTROL, BABY, I'M FEELIN' SO ENERGETIC.
8thMemberOfNCTDream: I.O.I's Dream Girls > Wanna One's whole discography
TaehyungIsAWhore: As an I.O.I Stan, I am so sorry. Twilight is better than Dream Girls tbh, but Whatta Man > Beautiful is all I'm saying
8thMemberOfNCTDream: MNET are sexist pigs
TaehyungIsAWhore: Whatever
MICDropThosePants: ...Jigeum bo-go shippeo
8thMemberOfNCTDream: I SUNGAN MANNEUN NAL DUGOSHIPPEO
TaehyungIsAWhore: ?
ILoveJimin: Oh! This is Love & Live by LOONA 1/3, the inferior subunit, right?
8thMemberOfNCTDream: There is no inferior subunit.
TaehyungIsAWhore: Ji-geum-bu-teo
8thMemberOfNCTDream: JAK JAK JAK JAK
ILoveJimin: DAY6 > I.O.I, Wanna One, BTS, LOONA
8thMemberOfNCTDream: Ooh I love Day6
MICDropThosePants: Who doesn't
DimpleIsWorstSong: What's Day6
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sorry this one is really unfunny but i made it back in december (you can tell when they were talking about young forever) like i tried to make it funny but it jsut went cringey when they were talking in german yikes gotta go lol
