Seokjin: IHateAlramClocks
Yoongi: GummySmile
Hoseok: IWouldSellMySoulToLOONA
Namjoon: SerendipityWho
Jimin: IHateNamjoon
Taehyung: DeepVoiceDaddy
Jungkook: CocoPops
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IHateAlramClocks:
Whose alarm keeps going off at six in the fucking morning
CocoPops:
I dunno
IHateAlramClocks:
I think you clearly do, since it's coming from your room
CocoPops:
It's Jimin.
IHateNamjoon:
We don't share a room anymore
CocoPos:
My alarm isn't Wanna One though
IHateAlramClocks:
The song is TWICE'S Missing U
CocoPops:
What a bop, but it's not mine, mine's Yves' New
IHateAlramClocks:
There's not just one alarm it's two - Yves' new, then it's TWICE's Heart Shaker
IWouldSellMySoulToLOONA:
I love Yves what a dad I'm sure Viian also does
CocoPops:
Is Sana gay
IHateAlramClocks:
Probably
SerendipityWho:
SHe's probably dating Nayeon at this point
IHateAlramClocks:
haha yes but whose fucking alarm is it
GummySmile:
Why does Seokjin remember all of them
CocoPops:
You know what? Easy Love by SF9 is such a bop yes daddy
DeepVoiceDaddy:
SF9 are legends, facts only in this household
SerendipityWho:
When are we coming back
GummySmile:
Hopefully not soon
SerendiptyWho:
but fans will keep using Jimin got no jams jokes to make up for it
GummySmile:
How-
SerendiptyWho:
"BTS are taking so long to come back because they're looking for Jimin's jams."
IHateNamjoon:
Fuck off
GummySmile:
Right,,, I see your point
SerendipityWho:
eXACTLY
IHateNamjoon:
I hate those jokes
IWouldSellMySoulToLOONA:
If LOONA aren't as popular as Blackpink by 2019 I'm ending myself
IHateNamjoon:
Relatable
CocoPops:
Don't end yourself babe <3
IWouldSellMySoulToLOONA:
Oh thanks
GummySmile:
Well
IWouldSellMySoulToLOONA:
DAD
GummySmile:
Heehyun?
SerendiptyWho:
Ki Heehyun is not a fucking dad
GummySmile:
Remind me why you're the leader again
SerendiptyWho:
Because I'm an intellectual who realises that Chaeyeon is more of a dad
GummySmile:
Can you believe Hoseok commented 'Happy mother's day' under Chaeyeon's Instagram
IWouldSellMySoulToLOONA:
We do not talk about this I hate you all
